PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dre Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lou Meatstock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Meatstock has chosen Eminem - Not Afraid as his entrance music. Lou Meatstock is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Parker
vs
Meatstock

200 cm
21
265 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

192 cm
31
278 lbs
28 - 12 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dre Parker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lou Meatstock!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Bruno Hogan and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the body from Meatstock misses
and Parker counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Meatstock bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Meatstock looks to score with a jab to the body but Parker is just out of range.
Meatstock ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Meatstock lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

It looks like Dre Parker has been cut.
A telegraphed right hand from Meatstock misses the target.
Parker jabs at Meatstock's body.
Parker bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Meatstock scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Meatstock misses with the combination.
Parker slips a jab from Meatstock.
Parker moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Parker displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Meatstock throws out the jab.
Meatstock fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parker manages to avoid it.
Meatstock fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Meatstock misses with a looping left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meatstock digs a good body shot into Parker's ribs.
Meatstock pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Meatstock misses with a wild body shot.
Meatstock throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Parker.
Parker misses with a body kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Meatstock, right into the meat.
Meatstock misses with a straight right.
Meatstock throws a nice looking combination but Parker bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Meatstock swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Parker lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Lou Meatstock has been cut.
Parker displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Meatstock throws out the jab.
Meatstock throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Parker showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Meatstock.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Parker there as he acknowledges the shot.
Meatstock takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Meatstock lands a nice looking body shot.
Meatstock swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Parker.
Parker slips a jab and a cross from Meatstock.
Meatstock swinging wildly here.
Meatstock throws a series of punches but Parker avoids them all with ease.
Meatstock thows a left - swing and a miss!
Meatstock looks to throw the jab but Parker is out of range.
Meatstock waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Parker.
Meatstock swings widly with a right hand
and Parker counters with a leg kick.
Meatstock misses with a wild combination.
Meatstock throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Parker counters with a nice uppercut.
Parker misses with a head kick.
Parker bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Meatstock's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Parker.
Meatstock takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Meatstock looks gassed!
Meatstock throws a wild body kick that Parker sees coming a mile off.
Meatstock lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Meatstock is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Parker cracks Meatstock with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Meatstock looks to land a right hand but Parker moved out of range.
Meatstock tries to score with a low kick but Parker moves his leg out of the way.
Parker lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Meatstock circles away quickly and effectively.
Parker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Meatstock.
Meatstock getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Meatstock throws a hook but Parker avoids it easily.
Meatstock throws a jab when Parker was well out of range.
Parker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fighters circling - Meatstock throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Meatstock throws an off balance right hand
and Parker counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker thuds his right hand into Meatstock's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Meatstock throws a poor cross that misses
and Parker counters with a two punch combo.
Meatstock misses with a straight left.
Lou Meatstock seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parker moves out of range of the strikes.
Parker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Meatstock sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Parker is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Parker buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Meatstock. Parker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Parker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Meatstock misses with a looping left.
Parker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Meatstock walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Parker scores with a decent looking hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A bone on bone clash there as Parker blocks the leg kick.
Parker lands a body shot.
Parker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Meatstock.
Meatstock scores with a nice right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Lou Meatstock will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Meatstock misses with a right hand
and Parker counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Meatstock misses with an uppercut. Parker saw that one coming.
Meatstock scores with a jab to the jaw.
Parker slips under a jab.
Meatstock closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

That has opened up Lou Meatstock's cut even more.
A swing and a miss from Parker.
Meatstock throws a leg kick that is checked
and Parker counters with a leg kick.
Parker works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Meatstock throws a jab when Parker was well out of range.
Meatstock swings widly with a right hand
and Parker counters with an inside leg kick.
Meatstock throws a predictable looking body shot
and Parker counters with a stiff right hand.
A combination from Meatstock does no damage.
Meatstock is breathing heavily.
Parker scores with a jab.

The cut above Lou Meatstock's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Meatstock, as that shot connected.
Meatstock throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Parker checks a leg kick nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

Meatstock is rocked!
Meatstock misses the jab.
Meatstock jabs Parker to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Meatstock throws the left hand but Parker avoids the punch easily.
Parker throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Meatstock gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Parker ducks under a wild hook from Meatstock.
Dre Parker is winning the standup battle so far.
Meatstock swings for the body but Parker moves out of range.
Meatstock thows a leg kick but Parker checks it
and Parker finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Meatstock misses with a jab to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A head kick misses from Meatstock.
Parker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Meatstock.
Parker slips under a jab from Meatstock.

Parker cracks Meatstock with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Meatstock looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Parker finish him?
Meatstock is still on wobbly legs! Can Parker finish him?

Lou Meatstock's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Lou Meatstock's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Dre Parker!