PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hagen Germanicus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dingo Monster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Germanicus comes to the cage accompanied by Now We Are Free. On his way into the cage it seems that Hagen Germanicus has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Hagen Germanicus seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Germanicus
vs
Monster

195 cm
31
274 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

190 cm
25
240 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hagen Germanicus!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dingo Monster!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Damien Edna and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Germanicus showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Monster.
Monster throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Germanicus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Germanicus lands a nice looking kick to the body. Monster takes a step back to recover.
Monster blocks a head kick by Germanicus.
Monster throws a sloppy head kick and Germanicus moves out of range easily.

Germanicus moves into the clinch successfully.

Germanicus breaks from the clinch.
Germanicus throws a head kick that misses.
Germanicus cracks Monster with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

It looks like Dingo Monster has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Monster steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Germanicus.
A combination from Monster does no damage.
Monster throws out a powerful jab.
Monster moves away from the strike by Germanicus.
A telegraphed right hand from Monster misses the target.
Germanicus is looking to land body kicks.
Germanicus is looking to land body kicks.
A leg kick checked by Germanicus.
Monster throws a front kick that sends Germanicus stumbling back into the cage.

Germanicus clinches up with Monster and pushes him back against the cage.
Germanicus swings wildly with an uppercut but Monster uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Monster tries to break the clinch but Germanicus is controlling the position.
Germanicus wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Monster is trying to break the clinch but Germanicus is controlling him.
Germanicus misses with a punch on the inside.
Monster is trying to push Germanicus away but Germanicus has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Still in the clinch, Monster scores with a nice short uppercut.
Monster is trying to break the clinch but Germanicus has him pressed against the cage.
Germanicus working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Germanicus misses with a punch on the inside.
Germanicus using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Monster has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

Monster breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Germanicus gets cracked there but stands up to it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Germanicus looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Monster tries to bum rush Germanicus with a series of wild strikes but Germanicus uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Monster slips a jab from Germanicus.
Germanicus misses with a body kick.
Monster ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Germanicus moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Germanicus misses with a body shot.
Monster lands a glancing blow to the side of Germanicus's head.

It looks like Hagen Germanicus has been cut.
Germanicus thumps Monster with a low kick.
Germanicus looks for the body kick but Monster saw that one coming.
Sloppy strikes from Germanicus. Those never looked like landing.

Germanicus clinches with his opponent.

Monster's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Monster throws a big shot that misses.
Germanicus throws a looping overhand right but Monster ducks down to avoid it.
Germanicus has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Monster finds it's way round the side to connect with Germanicus's head.
Germanicus throws a lazy body kick
and Monster connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hagen Germanicus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Germanicus tries to score with a low kick but Monster moves his leg out of the way.
Germanicus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Monster throws the left hand but Germanicus avoids the punch easily.
Germanicus tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Monster manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Germanicus chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Monster can pounce on him.
Monster lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Germanicus is breathing heavily.
Germanicus misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Monster misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Monster scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A left lands for Monster.
Monster avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Monster misses with a body shot.
Germanicus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Monster.
Germanicus throws a jab but it's blocked by Monster.
Germanicus on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Monster misses with a wild body shot.
Germanicus throws a body kick that misses.
Monster connects with a looping right hand.
Germanicus misses with a wild body shot.
Monster tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Germanicus was well out of range. Poor timing from Monster.
Germanicus cracks a nice hook into Monster's ribs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Monster. Germanicus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Monster takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Germanicus keeps Monster at a distance using the push kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Germanicus has taken the fight to the clinch.
Germanicus lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Monster tries to break free but Germanicus pushes him back against the cage.
Germanicus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Monster's elbow.
A nice left hand lands by Germanicus.
Monster wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Germanicus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Germanicus takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Monster.
Germanicus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Monster manages to avoid it.
Germanicus thuds his right hand into Monster's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

That has opened up Dingo Monster's cut even more.
Monster moves out of range as Germanicus throws a body kick.
Look low, kick high! Germanicus uses the oldest trick in the book to send Monster tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Germanicus is absolutely delighted - when Monster wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Hagen Germanicus!
Hagen Germanicus retains his heavyweight title!
Hagen Germanicus managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!, into his post fight interview.