PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dick Destruction (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jamey Mills (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Destruction comes to the cage accompanied by Earth Sized Microwave by Japanese Torture Comedy Hour. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Destruction
vs
Mills

179 cm
31
165 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

170 cm
32
170 lbs
21 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dick Destruction!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jamey Mills!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Destruction thuds a left hand into Mills's body.
Destruction staying out of range there.
Destruction displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mills throws out the jab.

Mills closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Destruction's guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Destruction keeping moving, preventing Mills from controlling successfully.
Destruction is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Mills is trying is best to control the position here.
The fighters are battling for position here. Mills manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Mills has control of Destruction's left arm, preventing Destruction from doing any damage.
Destruction trying to control the position from guard on top but Mills is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Mills is on top in guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Destruction can't keep his opponent in guard - Mills advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Destruction trying to control but Mills postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Mills.
Destruction works his way to full guard. Good work.
Destruction manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Mills is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Destruction looking to control but Mills is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Mills tries to hold on but Destruction postures up.
Mills regains half guard.
Mills moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Destruction stays in close to Mills's body and controls the position.
Destruction preventing the sweep.
Mills trying to control the position here.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.

Mills drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Mills creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Destruction sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Destruction avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Mills.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mills taking a break here but Destruction is having none of it and regains half guard.
Mills trying to control the action but Destruction is working from the bottom.
Destruction regains full guard. Nicely done.
Mills throws an elbow that misses. Destruction uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Mills's guard. Nice move by Destruction!
Destruction has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Mills looking to hit a scissor sweep but Destruction is one step ahead there.
Destruction stays in close to Mills's body and controls the position.
Mills has control of Destruction's left arm, preventing Destruction from doing any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mills working a defensive guard here.
Destruction wants to control from the top but Mills keeps moving.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Jamey Mills wasn't active enough on the ground.
Destruction fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Destruction takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Destruction connects with an inside leg kick.
Destruction uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mills.
Destruction scores with a nice strike.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Decent striking displayed by Destruction there.
Destruction moves out of range of the strikes.
Destruction throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Destruction misses with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jamey Mills dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Destruction uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mills.
Mills tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Destruction ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mills moves away.
Destruction misses with a low kick.
Mills fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Destruction manages to avoid it.
A jab from Mills misses.
Mills works Destruction's body with a nice hook.
Destruction throws a quick inside leg kick.
Destruction wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Mills thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mills ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Destruction moves away.
Destruction scores with a nice right hand.
Mills is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Destruction's jab looks to have found its range, popping Mills under the eye.
Mills dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Destruction uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mills.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Destruction connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Dick Destruction is winning the standup battle so far.
Destruction lets loose with a powerful body kick. Mills will feel that in the morning.
Mills takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Destruction lands a body shot.
Mills lunges at Destruction with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Destruction's hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction throws a push kick but Mills slaps the foot to one side.
Destruction lands with a kick to the temple. Mills shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Mills feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Destructions jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Mills takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Mills swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mills scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A swing and a miss from Mills.
Destruction thumps Mills with a low kick.
Destruction lands an overhand right.
Mills swings for the body but Destruction moves out of range.
Mills blocks the body kick.
Mills throws a shot from downtown. Destruction moves away and avoids it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Destruction is looking to chop away at Mills's legs.
Destruction uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mills.
Destruction scores with a hook.
Destruction swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mills misses the jab.
Nice defenses there by Destruction.
Mills's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Mills misses with an uppercut. Destruction saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mills throws out a loose jab but Destruction uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mills throws a hook to the side of Destruction's head but Destruction sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Destruction throws a body kick that misses.
Destruction uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mills.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mills. Destruction does a little dance to reset his feet.
Destruction misses with a body kick.
Mills swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mills takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Dick Destruction is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mills misses with a wild body shot.
Destruction tries to score a power double leg takedown but Mills sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Destruction somewhat.
Destruction steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mills.
Mills takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Destruction is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Mills missing with a left hand there. Destruction was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Destruction slips a straight right by Mills.
Destruction throws a wild body kick that Mills sees coming a mile off.
Destruction works the jab nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Destruction buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Destruction lands the left hand.
Destruction scores with a decent looking hook.
Destruction cracks a nice hook into Mills's ribs.
Destruction throws a nice inside leg kick.
Mills fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Destruction manages to avoid it.
Mills uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Destruction has time to react.
Destruction scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A bone on bone clash there as Mills blocks the leg kick.
Destruction misses with a hook.
Destruction tries to land a front kick but Mills steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Destruction lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A head kick misses from Destruction.
Destruction misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mills.
Destruction tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Mills paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Destruction misses with an attempted mid kick.
Mills misses the jab.
Destruction cracks the inside of Mills's front leg.

Destruction has closed the distance and engaged Mills in a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Destruction looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Destruction lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Mills wants to break free but Destruction has control.
Destruction misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Destruction scores with a shoulder strike.
Destruction creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Mills's defenses.

Mills escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The fighters circling - Mills throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice uppercut lands for Mills. That snapped Destruction's head back.
Destruction delivers a nice body kick.
Destruction misses with a jab, cross combination.
Mills misses with a jab to the body
and Destruction counters with a left to the body.
Destruction moves out of range as Mills strikes.
Destruction does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mills throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Destruction sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Destruction keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Destruction throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Destruction tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Destruction bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Destruction dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Destruction lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mills's sensitive parts.
Mills thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mills throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Destruction lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Destruction connects with a good right hand that stumbles Mills. Mills circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Mills throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mills swings for the body but Destruction moves out of range.
Mills throws an overhand right that lands on Destruction's shoulder, as Destruction tries to avoid the shot.
Destruction lands a nice looking kick to the body. Mills takes a step back to recover.
Destruction looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Mills keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mills throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mills throws a jab but it's blocked by Destruction.
Destruction steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mills.
Mills misses with a wild body shot.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Mills crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Destruction - the referee stops the clock and Mills gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Destruction. Mills manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Mills has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Mills there as he acknowledges the shot.
A thudding body kick lands there by Destruction!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction cracks a nice hook into Mills's ribs.
Mills fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Destruction manages to avoid it.
Mills takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A chopping leg kick lands by Destruction.
A nice inside leg kick there by Destruction. That's going to slow Mills down.
Destruction lands with an uppercut that bounces Mills off the cage and back into range.
Mills has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Destruction finds it's way round the side to connect with Mills's head.
Destruction lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mills's sensitive parts.
Mills lands with a nice body punch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Destruction lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Mills has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Mills and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Mills looks to land a left hand but Destruction moved out of range nicely.
Destruction throws a front kick that sends Mills stumbling back into the cage.
Destruction misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mills.
Destruction ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mills shoots in for a double leg but Destruction sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Destruction slips under a jab from Mills.
Mills throws an overhand right that lands on Destruction's shoulder, as Destruction tries to avoid the shot.
Mills has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Destruction.
Good exchange - Mills coming out on top.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Destruction lands with a nice body punch.
No joy there for Destruction, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Destruction uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mills.
Mills has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Mills there as he acknowledges the shot.
Destruction dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mills. That did some damage!
Destruction throws a quick inside leg kick.
Destruction misses with a body kick.
Destruction lands a nice hook to Mills's body. Mills takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Destruction feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Mills's calf.
Mills throws a big shot that misses.
Mills is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Destruction.
Destruction ducks under a wild hook from Mills.
Mills sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Mills looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Mills misses with a wild body shot.
Destruction throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Destruction changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Mills on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Destruction fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mills throws out a loose jab but Destruction uses good head movement to avoid it.
Destruction lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Destruction lands with a cross.
Destruction steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mills.
Destruction throws a body kick that misses.
Mills swats away the attempt to clinch by Destruction.
Destruction connects with a solid leg kick.
Good leg kick by Destruction there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Destruction uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mills.
Mills just misses with a punch to the body.
Destruction looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Destruction with a jab.
Destruction keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mills.
Destruction dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mills. That did some damage!
Mills misses with an uppercut. Destruction saw that one coming.
Mills connects with a jab.
Destruction lands with a nice combination. Mills backs away looking to recover.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Destruction scores with a punch to the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mills. Destruction does a little dance to reset his feet.
The fighters circle momentarily. Destruction darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mills misses with a body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Destruction.
Mills looks to score with a jab to the body but Destruction is just out of range.
Destruction slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Mills takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Destruction scores with a nice body kick.
Destruction thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Mills if he has to take too many more of those.
Mills takes one on the button.
Mills takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
That kick from Destruction tenderised Mills's leg. Mills is trying to keep his angry face on.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Destruction bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Mills lands a glancing blow to the side of Destruction's head.
Mills has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Destruction.
Destruction moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dick Destruction showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Destruction has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 29:28
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dick Destruction!