PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chris Wells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The One Armed Man comes into the arena with Stand Up To be C**ted blaring out of the sound system. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

The One Armed Man
vs
Wells

185 cm
23
240 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

195 cm
34
289 lbs
21 - 8 - 1

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Solid chin

Just Fight

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chris Wells!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The One Armed Man tries to clinch but Wells moves out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man swings for the body but Wells moves out of range.
Wells lands with an uppercut that bounces The One Armed Man off the cage and back into range.
The One Armed Man throws a head kick that misses.
The One Armed Man looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The One Armed Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wells.
Wells lands a nice leg kick that just misses The One Armed Man's sensitive parts.
The One Armed Man doesn't manage to clinch there - Wells circles away.
Wells looks to score with a jab to the body but The One Armed Man is just out of range.
Wells dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on The One Armed Man. That did some damage!
Wells scores with a hook.
The One Armed Man throws a solid leg kick but Wells takes the impact on his shin and smiles at The One Armed Man.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The One Armed Man throws a head kick that misses.
Wells feints a jab promting The One Armed Man to slip. Wells then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. The One Armed Man slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Joe The One Armed Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wells uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before The One Armed Man has time to react.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man fakes the leg kick and cracks Wells in the body.
The One Armed Man throws a leg kick but Wells sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Wells throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That kick from The One Armed Man tenderised Wells's leg. Wells is trying to keep his angry face on.
The One Armed Man staying out of range there.
The One Armed Man lands with a kick to the ribs.
Wells looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wells takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A decent looking cross lands there for The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man keeps Wells at a distance using the push kick.
The One Armed Man lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The One Armed Man throws a front kick that sends Wells stumbling back into the cage.
Wells keeps the fight on the outside.
The One Armed Man scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Wells at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man is looking to chop away at Wells's legs.
A chopping leg kick lands by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man lands a nice looking kick to the body. Wells takes a step back to recover.
Good leg kick by The One Armed Man there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The One Armed Man throws a body punch but Wells moves out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Wells checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A bone on bone clash there as Wells blocks the leg kick.

The One Armed Man forces Wells back against the cage and clinches.
Wells blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The One Armed Man tries a body shot but Wells blocks it.
Wells goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The One Armed Man prevents a body shot from Wells.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The One Armed Man is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Wells is keeping busy.
The One Armed Man misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Wells.
Wells blocks an elbow strike.
The One Armed Man misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Wells.
Wells prevents a body shot from The One Armed Man.
Wells is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
The One Armed Man has Wells pressed against the cage, preventing Wells from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The One Armed Man lands an uppercut.
The One Armed Man prevents a body shot from Wells.
The One Armed Man throws an elbow but it misses.
Wells is trying to push The One Armed Man away but The One Armed Man has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Wells is defending well for now.
Wells's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The One Armed Man tries a knee to the head but Wells blocks it.
The One Armed Man misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Wells.
The One Armed Man pressing his opponent against the cage.
Wells working hard to break the clinch.
Wells wants to break the clinch but can't.
The One Armed Man tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wells presses The One Armed Man against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Wells is looking to break free of the clinch but The One Armed Man has double underhooks.
The One Armed Man working aggressively here.
The One Armed Man using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe The One Armed Man dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Wells throws a lazy uppercut
and The One Armed Man counters with an outside leg kick.
The One Armed Man tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Wells paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Wells throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wells throws a lazy uppercut
and The One Armed Man counters with a lovely shot to the body.

The One Armed Man gets a clinch.
The One Armed Man missing with knees to the body.
The One Armed Man lands a left hand.
The One Armed Man controlling the action here for a moment.
The One Armed Man is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wells can do to turn this around?
The One Armed Man with a knee to the head.

It looks like Chris Wells has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The One Armed Man lands a body punch.
The One Armed Man with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The One Armed Man stalling in the clinch.
Wells is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wells has had enough of the clinch but The One Armed Man keeps him there for the moment.
Wells misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wells tries to circle away but The One Armed Man has him pinned against the cage.
The One Armed Man is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
The One Armed Man leaning his opponent against the cage.
Wells takes an elbow to the forehead.
The One Armed Man doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The One Armed Man landing knees to the head.
Wells can't find room to land a body shot as The One Armed Man controls the action.
The One Armed Man lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wells takes an elbow to the temple.
The One Armed Man blocks an uppercut.
The One Armed Man working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The One Armed Man lands a body shot.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
The One Armed Man lands a nice elbow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
With the two fighters working up against the cage, The One Armed Man just misses with a elbow thrown towards Wells's brow.
The One Armed Man landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The One Armed Man tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Wells struggles to land a body shot inside as The One Armed Man controls his hands.
Wells blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The One Armed Man is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man lands an elbow inside.
The One Armed Man lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
The One Armed Man lands a nice elbow.
Wells tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wells takes an elbow to the forehead.
The One Armed Man with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The One Armed Man using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The One Armed Man lands a damaging elbow.
The One Armed Man lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man lands an elbow inside.
The One Armed Man misses with an elbow over the top.
Wells is trying to break the clinch but The One Armed Man has him pressed against the cage.
Wells is trying to break the clinch but The One Armed Man has him pressed against the cage.
The One Armed Man keeps control of Wells as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
The One Armed Man lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wells backwards.
The One Armed Man's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The One Armed Man lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That has opened up Chris Wells's cut even more.
The One Armed Man misses with a knee strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe The One Armed Man dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Chris Wells's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

A solid leg kick lands there for The One Armed Man.
Nice shot by Wells.
Some bone on bone action there as Wells checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
The One Armed Man throws a nice inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man throws a leg kick but Wells sees it coming and moves out of range.
Wells throws a right hand that misses
and The One Armed Man counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A big left from Wells misses.
The One Armed Man fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Wells has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A good leg kick by The One Armed Man.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The One Armed Man bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Wells tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The One Armed Man fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The One Armed Man scoring well with a low kick there.
The One Armed Man throws a nice inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Wells. That did some damage!
Wells takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man scores with a head kick.
The One Armed Man looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A nice inside leg kick there by The One Armed Man. That's going to slow Wells down.
The One Armed Man scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The One Armed Man tries to work over Wells's front leg with a kick but Wells checks it.
A chopping leg kick lands by The One Armed Man.
Wells avoids the head kick by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man throws a leg kick which misses Wells's front leg but catches the back leg as Wells tries to avoid it.
The One Armed Man is looking to wear down Wells with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The One Armed Man lands with a kick to the ribs.
The One Armed Man throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Wells stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The One Armed Man lands a nice shot to the body.
Joe The One Armed Man is winning the standup battle so far.
Wells sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
The One Armed Man throws a leg kick which misses Wells's front leg but catches the back leg as Wells tries to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wells keeps the fight on the outside.
Wells displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The One Armed Man throws out the jab.
The One Armed Man throws the left hand but Wells avoids the punch easily.
The One Armed Man scoring well with a low kick there.
The One Armed Man throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The One Armed Man throws a quick inside leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by The One Armed Man.
Wells has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wells moves away.
Wells avoids the head kick by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The One Armed Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wells.
The One Armed Man lands a slapping body shot.
The One Armed Man lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man lands a nice leg kick that just misses Wells's sensitive parts.
The One Armed Man lands a jab.

The One Armed Man moves into the clinch.
The One Armed Man trying to control the position but instead, Wells has worked for underhooks and has pushed The One Armed Man into the cage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
The One Armed Man misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Wells.
The One Armed Man is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wells is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
The One Armed Man throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Wells blocks it with crossed arms.

Wells escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The One Armed Man chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The One Armed Man scores with a push kick.
Wells steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from The One Armed Man. That one must have hurt.
The One Armed Man fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Wells.
A good leg kick by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man is looking to slow Wells down with leg kicks.
The One Armed Man looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wells keeps the fight on the outside.
The One Armed Man fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Wells.
The One Armed Man wants to land a leg kick but Wells is out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe The One Armed Man clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Chris Wells's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

The One Armed Man chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The One Armed Man misses with a body kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The One Armed Man.
Wells moves out of range of the body kick.
Wells misses with a body shot.
Wells throws a body kick that misses.
The One Armed Man throws a leg kick which misses Wells's front leg but catches the back leg as Wells tries to avoid it.
The One Armed Man doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The One Armed Man fails with an attempt to clinch.
Wells misses with a straight right.
The One Armed Man fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Wells looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Wells is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Wells takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wells has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The One Armed Man.
Wells checks a low kick from The One Armed Man.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good leg kick by The One Armed Man there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The One Armed Man fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Wells on the side of the head.
The One Armed Man misses with a hook. Wells ducked under it nicely.
The One Armed Man tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Wells manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The One Armed Man throws a low kick but Wells avoids it.
The One Armed Man lands a slapping body shot.
The One Armed Man misses with a body shot.
A leg kick checked by Wells.
Wells avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The One Armed Man scores with a push kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The One Armed Man connects with a leg kick. Wells looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The One Armed Man swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The One Armed Man feints and then cracks Wells's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Wells down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man is looking to slow Wells down with leg kicks.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The One Armed Man.
Wells takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The One Armed Man scores with a kick to the body.
The One Armed Man tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Wells manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Wells throws a leg kick but The One Armed Man sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Wells moves out of range as The One Armed Man strikes.

The One Armed Man closes the distance and pushes Wells back into the cage.
The One Armed Man lands a nice knee to the body.
The One Armed Man creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Wells's defenses.
The One Armed Man tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The One Armed Man misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Wells.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wells misses with a body punch.
The One Armed Man tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wells avoiding damage as The One Armed Man throws knees to the body.
The One Armed Man lands an elbow that stopped Wells in his tracks for a moment.
The One Armed Man with a knee to the head.
Wells struggles to land a body shot inside as The One Armed Man controls his hands.
The One Armed Man utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The One Armed Man unloads a knee to the mid-section. Wells lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The One Armed Man effectively controlling the action here.
Wells on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Wells has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The One Armed Man throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Wells blocks it with crossed arms.
A short uppercut from Wells.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
The One Armed Man keeps control of Wells as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A bit of stalling here from The One Armed Man.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wells tries to circle away but The One Armed Man has him pinned against the cage.
Wells tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The One Armed Man unloads a knee to the mid-section. Wells lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The One Armed Man creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Wells's defenses.
The One Armed Man wants to stall.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe The One Armed Man had his way with Chris Wells in that round.
The cut man is working on Chris Wells's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Wells pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Wells tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The One Armed Man was well out of range. Poor timing from Wells.
The One Armed Man tries to close the distance and clinch up but Wells swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Wells swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Wells!
The One Armed Man checks the leg kick.
Wells lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The One Armed Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wells manages to avoid it.
Wells throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The One Armed Man checks a leg kick.
Wells tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The One Armed Man was well out of range. Poor timing from Wells.
The One Armed Man turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The One Armed Man with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wells is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wells motions for The One Armed Man to come forward. Wells throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The One Armed Man lands with a thumping leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Wells crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from The One Armed Man - the referee stops the clock and Wells gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says The One Armed Man. Wells manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
The One Armed Man attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
The One Armed Man lands with a nice body kick.
Wells circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wells stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The One Armed Man.
Wells steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from The One Armed Man. That one must have hurt.
The One Armed Man chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The One Armed Man lands a leg kick that knocks Wells off balance momentarily.
Wells with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling The One Armed Man to score with a decent uppercut.
Chris Wells has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Joe The One Armed Man is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The One Armed Man fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Wells, pushing him back against the cage.
The One Armed Man lands a damaging elbow.
Wells misses with a body punch.
Wells blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Wells is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
Wells scores with a nice hook to the head.
Wells tries to work over The One Armed Man's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The One Armed Man landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Wells is trying to force a seperation but The One Armed Man has the dominant position.
The One Armed Man misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Wells.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wells struggles to land a body shot inside as The One Armed Man controls his hands.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. The One Armed Man obliges.
Wells tries to break free but The One Armed Man pushes him back against the cage.
The One Armed Man with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Wells working hard to break the clinch.
Wells dodges an elbow strike from The One Armed Man.
Wells's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The One Armed Man misses with a knee strike.
The One Armed Man is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

Wells escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man looks to land a body kick but Wells moved away.
Wells misses with a wild combination.
The One Armed Man connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A slow jab from Wells misses its intended target.
The One Armed Man lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right from The One Armed Man.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joe The One Armed Man showed his dominance in that final round.
Well The One Armed Man has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Joe The One Armed Man!
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Joe The One Armed Man!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Joe The One Armed Man!

Joe The One Armed Man wins by unanimous decision!
Joe The One Armed Man retains his super heavyweight title!
Joe The One Armed Man decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.