PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Paris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drunk Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Paris
vs
Jones

202 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
26
290 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Johnny Paris!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Drunk Jones!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Roger Salmon and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Paris jabs Jones right on the nose. Jones blinks but takes it well.
Paris tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Paris.
Jones takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Paris avoids the head kick by Jones.
Paris scores with the left hand. Jones knows he should have avoided that one.
Paris swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones swings for the body but Paris moves out of range.
Jones throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Paris scores with a jab to the jaw.

It looks like Drunk Jones has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Paris scores with a sloppy right hand. Jones should have avoided that one.
Drunk Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Paris scores with a head kick. Jones tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Paris is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Paris misses with a head kick.
Paris lands with a nice body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones tries a head kick but it misses.
Paris misses with a series of wild punches.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Paris crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Jones - the referee stops the clock and Paris gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Jones. Paris manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
Paris has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jones.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Paris moves out of range easily.
Paris checks the leg kick.
Paris blocks the body kick.
Paris fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jones manages to avoid it.
Paris tries to close the distance and clinch but Jones swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones just misses with a punch to the body.
Paris fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jones looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Paris could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Paris connects with a leg kick. Jones looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Paris connects with an inside leg kick.
Paris tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jones was well out of range. Poor timing from Paris.
Jones throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jones throws a half hearted mid kick.
Paris tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jones misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paris throws a leg kick but Jones checks it.
Jones is looking to land body kicks.
Paris checks a leg kick.
Paris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones looks to land a body kick but Paris moved away.
Jones throws a low kick but it's checked well by Paris.
A slapping body kick lands there for Paris.
Jones looks gassed!
Paris tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jones was well out of range. Poor timing from Paris.
Paris misses with a kick to the body.
Jones chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Paris can pounce on him.
Paris moves out of range of the body kick.
Paris lands with a kick to the ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Paris throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Paris looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Paris fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jones looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Paris digs a good body shot into Jones's ribs.
Jones misses with an uppercut.
Paris lands a body shot.
Paris throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Paris steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jones.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Paris looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.
Jones goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jones is looking to land body kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Paris dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Drunk Jones's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Paris takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Paris looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Nice shot by Jones.
Jones is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Paris scores with a head kick. Jones tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jones.
Paris feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jones's calf.
Paris is looking to wear down Jones with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Jones throws a body punch but Paris moves out of range.
Jones throws a head kick that misses
and Jones takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jones is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Paris. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jones looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Paris misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jones lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Paris has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Paris and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Paris lands with a straight right. Jones didn't see that one coming.
Paris uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jones.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Paris - that will leave a mark!
Jones takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Jones on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Paris connects with an inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Paris misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jones.
Paris scores with a spinning back kick!
Paris just misses with a punch to the body.
Paris scores with a nice head shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Paris swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Paris misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jones.
Paris tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jones was well out of range. Poor timing from Paris.
Paris scores with a shot to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Paris.
Paris uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jones.
Paris buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Paris lands with a good body shot.
Paris lands with a shot to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Paris.
Jones takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paris scores with a body shot.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Jones might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Paris has got the better of the exchanges.
Paris throws a body punch but Jones moves out of range.
Jones takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Nice body kick from Paris.
Paris throws a body punch but Jones moves out of range.
Jones has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Paris.
Paris moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Paris dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jones. That did some damage!
Paris throws a body punch but Jones moves out of range.
Paris blocks a head kick by Jones.
Paris is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Paris throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Paris stuns Jones with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Paris dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Paris lands with a good body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Paris swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones avoids the body shot from Paris.
Jones misses with a shot to the body
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Paris.
Jones's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Jones takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Paris is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jones can do to turn this around?
Paris connects with an inside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jones looks to throw a body kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Paris. Beautiful body shot.
Paris throws a body punch but Jones moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Paris dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Drunk Jones's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Paris tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jones was well out of range. Poor timing from Paris.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Paris.
Jones looks for the body kick but Paris saw that one coming.
Jones tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Paris is able to avoid easily.
Paris scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Paris goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Paris doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jones lands a jab to the head.
Paris throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jones has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Jones there as he acknowledges the shot.
A head kick misses from Jones.
Paris lands with a straight right. Jones didn't see that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Paris scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jones takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jones throws a nice outside leg kick.
Jones throws a lazy body kick
and Paris counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jones thinking.
Paris wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A shot to the liver by Paris. Beautiful body shot.
Paris lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jones at a distance.
Paris lands a slapping body shot.
Paris scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jones doesn't seem bothered though.
Paris jabs Jones to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Paris dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Paris.
Johnny Paris is winning the standup battle so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Paris scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Paris misses the shot to the body.
Jones throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Paris feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jones's calf.
Paris dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jones. That did some damage!
Paris throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Paris lands with a thumping leg kick.
Paris connects with a body shot that sends Jones's belly button to the back.
Paris fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Paris ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jones moves away.
Paris throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paris buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Paris connects with a body shot that sends Jones's belly button to the back.
Paris throws a body punch but Jones moves out of range.
Jones takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A head kick misses from Paris.
Paris cracks Jones with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Paris swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Jones counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Jones goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Paris manages to avoid it.
Jones looks for the body kick but Paris saw that one coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Paris lands a lovely overhand right.
Paris lands a jab to Jones's midsection.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Paris moves away.
Jones throws a head kick that misses
and Paris counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Paris tests Jones's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Paris misses the shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Paris throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Jones.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Paris connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A lazy left from Paris finds it's target.
Drunk Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Paris avoids a kick to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Johnny Paris showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Paris has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight for Johnny Paris!
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight for Johnny Paris!
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight for Johnny Paris!

Johnny Paris wins by unanimous decision!
Johnny Paris is the new super heavyweight champion!