PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rock Testies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacky Chan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rock Testies has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Testies
vs
Chan

185 cm
25
300 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

190 cm
25
290 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rock Testies!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jacky Chan!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Ryoma Takatsuka and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Testies throws a body punch but Chan moves out of range.
Chan throws a body kick that misses.
Chan throws a nice head kick!

It looks like Rock Testies has been cut.
Chan digs a good body shot into Testies's ribs.
Chan lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Testies attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Testies walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Chan checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Testies takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Testies blocks a head kick by Chan.
Chan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Testies moves away.
Chan throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Testies's head.
Testies pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chan scores with a push kick.
Testies blocks a head kick by Chan.
Testies has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Chan.
Jacky Chan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Testies is breathing heavily.
Chan punishes Testies's body with a nice straight punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chan lands a body shot.
Chan throws a sloppy head kick and Testies moves out of range easily.
Chan throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Chan throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Chan scores with a kick to the midsection.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chan throws a head kick that misses.
Chan looks for the body kick but Testies saw that one coming.
Chan throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Chan.
Chan thows a body shot but no joy.
Chan tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A solid body kick from Chan.
Chan throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Chan.
Chan throws a body punch but Testies moves out of range.
Chan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chan goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Chan moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Testies walks into a stiff left hand from Chan.
Chan misses with a body kick.
Chan lands a body shot.
Chan pushes Testies away with a front kick.
Chan throws a quick inside leg kick.
Testies avoids a kick to the body.
Both fighters circling a little - Chan finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chan with a nice cross.
Chan jabs Testies right on the nose. Testies blinks but takes it well.
Chan tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Chan throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Testies uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chan.
Chan swings for the body but Testies moves out of range.
Testies ducks right into an uppercut from Chan.
Testies keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chan digs a good body shot into Testies's ribs.
Chan pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Chan lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Chan scoring well with a low kick there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chan plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chan throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Chan fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Chan delivers a nice body kick.
Chan throws the kick towards the body but Testies avoids it.
Chan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice body kick there by Chan.
Testies blocks the body kick.
Chan is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Testies rather than just go for the knockout.
A bone on bone clash there as Chan blocks the leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Testies takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jab, jab by Chan - just one landing.
Chan lands a jab to Testies's midsection.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jacky Chan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rock Testies's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

A thudding body kick lands there by Chan!
Chan ducks right into an uppercut from Testies.
Testies throws a push kick but Chan slaps the foot to one side.
Chan just misses with a punch to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Testies. Chan does a little dance to reset his feet.
Testies takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Testies will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Chan throws a body kick that misses.
Testies takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A slapping body kick lands there for Chan.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chan scores with a hook to the body. Testies takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Chan throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Chan fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Chan thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Testies if he has to take too many more of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chan wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Chan lands a nice looking kick to the body. Testies takes a step back to recover.
Chan throws a body punch but Testies moves out of range.
Chan with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Chan.
Chan moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Chan lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Chan - that will leave a mark!
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Testies might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chan misses with a body kick.
Testies misses with a looping left.
Chan throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Testies moves out of range of the body kick.
Chan bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Chan lands with a kick to the temple. Testies shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Chan swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Testies.
Testies on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Chan digs a good hook to Testies's body.
Testies stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Chan.
Chan cracks Testies with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Testies moves out of range as Chan throws a body kick.
Chan scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A slapping body kick lands there for Chan.
Chan punishes Testies's body with a nice straight punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chan scoring well with a low kick there.
Testies is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Chan.
Testies throws a lazy body kick
and Chan counters with a good, hard body kick but Testies shrugs it off.
Testies looks to throw the jab but Chan is out of range.
Chan throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Chan throws a head kick that misses.
Chan attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Chan has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Chan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Chan jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Chan with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A lazy body kick from Chan
and Testies counters with a low kick, right behind Chan 's knee.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chan scores with a leg kick.
Testies tries to land a front kick but Chan steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A solid body kick from Chan.
Testies takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Testies moves out of range of the body kick.
Chan looks to throw a body kick
and Testies counters with an outside leg kick.
Testies takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Chan throws a body kick that misses.
Chan throws a sloppy head kick and Testies moves out of range easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice jab there from Chan.
Testies moves out of range of the body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chan lands a nice looking body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jacky Chan showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Rock Testies's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Testies moves out of range as Chan throws a body kick.
Chan tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Testies looks to score with a jab to the body but Chan is just out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Testies.
Testies goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Chan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Testies takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Testies lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Chan with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Testies to score with a decent uppercut.
Chan throws a head kick that misses.
Chan throws a wild body kick that Testies sees coming a mile off.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Testies throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chan connects with an inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chan tries to land a body kick
and Testies cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Chan misses with a body kick.
A big right from Chan misses.
Chan slips under a jab from Testies.
Good leg kick by Chan there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Chan misses with an attempted mid kick.
Chan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Testies.
Testies lands a jab to the head.
Chan tries a head kick but it misses.
Good work by Chan as he checks the leg kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Chan!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Chan blocks the leg kick.
Testies misses with a leg kick.
Testies moves out of range of the body kick.
Chan throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Chan wants to land a leg kick but Testies is out of range.
A lazy body kick from Chan
enabling Testies to counter with a crisp jab.
Chan goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Testies is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Chan throws a half hearted mid kick.
Testies jabs Chan right on the nose. Chan blinks but takes it well.
Chan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Testies moves away.
Chan thows a body shot but no joy.
A head kick misses from Testies.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chan throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Testies.
Testies connects with an inside leg kick.
Chan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Testies moves away.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Testies crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Chan - the referee stops the clock and Testies gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Chan. Testies manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Chan tries to land a body kick
and Testies finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Testies blocks the body kick.
Testies dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Testies throws a half hearted mid kick.
Chan throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Chan throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Testies throws a low kick, looking for Chan's leg but Chan calmly moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Testies throws out the jab.
Chan throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Testies motions for Chan to come forward. Testies throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Chan looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Rock Testies has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Testies misses with a head kick.
Testies moves out of range of the body kick from Chan.
Testies motions for Chan to come forward. Testies throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Testies throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Chan misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Testies throws the left hand but Chan avoids the punch easily.
Testies has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Chan.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Chan.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Rock Testies.
Well Chan has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Colin Fray scores the fight for Jacky Chan!
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight for Jacky Chan!
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight for Jacky Chan!

Jacky Chan wins by unanimous decision!
A relieved looking Jacky Chan thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.