PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hardcore Holly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drunk Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Holly
vs
Jones

190 cm
25
275 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
290 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hardcore Holly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Drunk Jones!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Roger Salmon and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones avoids a kick to the body.
Holly moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Holly could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Jones swings for the body but Holly moves out of range.
Holly takes a swing at Jones's ribcage but misses.
Holly throws a nice inside leg kick.
Holly keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Holly lands the left hand.
Holly blocks a low kick nicely.
Jones throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jones takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Holly walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jones checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Holly takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Holly tests Jones's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jones scores with a jab to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Holly is just out of range.
Holly connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A head kick misses from Holly.
Holly throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Holly misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones misses with a body kick.
Holly lands with a kick to the ribs.
Holly misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jab from Holly.
Holly ducks under a wild hook from Jones.
That kick from Holly tenderised Jones's leg. Jones is trying to keep his angry face on.
Holly turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Holly lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jones will feel that in the morning.
Jones gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jones fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Holly.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Holly throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holly misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Holly dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jones. That did some damage!
Jones cracks the inside of Holly's front leg.
Holly pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jones digs a good hook to Holly's body.
Holly is breathing heavily.
Jones misses with an uppercut. Holly saw that one coming.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
Nice uppercut there from Holly.
Holly fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jones on the side of the head.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Holly throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Holly looks to land a left hand but Jones moved out of range nicely.
Holly scores with a kick to the midsection.
Holly scores with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holly avoids a kick to the body.
Holly keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Holly throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jones lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Jones throws a wild body kick that Holly sees coming a mile off.
Holly looks to throw the jab but Jones is out of range.
Jones scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Holly doesn't seem bothered though.
Holly lands a head kick. Jones smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Jones checks a leg kick.
Holly misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Holly connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jones lands a body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Holly on the wrong end of a nice jab.

Jones lands a big head kick that sends Holly tumbling to the mat! Jones takes a step backwards and waves Holly back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Hardcore Holly has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Holly sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jones looks for the body kick but Holly saw that one coming.
Holly throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
Holly delivers a nice body kick.
Jones takes a swing at Holly's ribcage but misses.
Holly lands with a slapping head kick.
Holly takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Jones scores with the left hand. Holly knows he should have avoided that one.
Holly avoids a kick to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A head kick misses from Holly.
Jones looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Holly throws a nice head kick!
Holly avoids a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Drunk Jones dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hardcore Holly's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

A solid body kick from Holly.
Holly uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jones.
Jones is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Holly rather than just go for the knockout.
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Holly manages to avoid it.
Holly fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Jones thows a body kick. Holly tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Holly drops his hands momentarily and Jones needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Holly just on the top of the head. Holly drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Holly - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Drunk Jones!
A very excited looking Drunk Jones made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.