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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sid Vicious (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homeless Drunk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Sid Vicious has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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157 lbs
2 - 4 - 0 |
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155 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sid Vicious !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homeless Drunk!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Tiny Johnson and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vicious throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Drunk was covering up waiting for the punch and Vicious finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Vicious has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Drunk to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Vicious is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Drunk pulls down on the head and he's put Vicious to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Homeless Drunk!
An intense looking Homeless Drunk took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Where's the bar and do they got hookers???'.
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energy
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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