PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Guga Baloteli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Omgnnonononon Lolololololol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Baloteli
vs
Lolololololol

193 cm
25
270 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

193 cm
25
275 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Guga Baloteli!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Omgnnonononon Lolololololol!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Sam Margolis and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Baloteli throws a combination. Lolololololol tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

It looks like Omgnnonononon Lolololololol has been cut.
Baloteli misses with a series of wild punches.
Baloteli swinging wildly here.
Baloteli tries to bum rush Lolololololol with a series of wild strikes but Lolololololol uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Sloppy strikes from Baloteli. Those never looked like landing.
Sloppy strikes from Baloteli. Those never looked like landing.

Baloteli tries to sprawl but Lolololololol drives through with a takedown into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lolololololol looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Baloteli with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lolololololol working over Baloteli with some ground and pound. Baloteli looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Lolololololol is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Lolololololol seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lolololololol sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Lolololololol lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Baloteli is looking for a sweep. Lolololololol is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Lolololololol wants to pass to mount but Baloteli is defending the position.
Baloteli could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Baloteli trying to hold on to Lolololololol's head to control him but Lolololololol postures up.
Lolololololol is nestled in close to Baloteli, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Nice strikes from Lolololololol there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Baloteli is looking for a sweep. Lolololololol is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Lolololololol lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Lolololololol trying to control the pace.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice strikes from Lolololololol there.

Baloteli looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Lolololololol working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Baloteli flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Lolololololol lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Lolololololol is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Baloteli wants to control but Lolololololol is keeping busy and won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lolololololol scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Lolololololol is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Baloteli!
Lolololololol pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.

Baloteli is rocked!

It looks like Guga Baloteli has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lolololololol is in full mount looking to finish with strikes. He lands a big shot, followed by another and Baloteli goes limp! The ref jumps in to end the fight - a big win for Lolololololol!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Omgnnonononon Lolololololol!