PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Pepe LePew (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pete Schwetty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). LePew comes to the cage accompanied by Smoke Serpent- . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

LePew
vs
Schwetty

172 cm
25
160 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

170 cm
26
144 lbs
5 - 8 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Good kicks
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pepe LePew!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pete Schwetty!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, William Peck and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schwetty swings for the body but LePew moves out of range.
Schwetty swinging wildly here.
Schwetty misses with a looping right.
Schwetty throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Schwetty throws a head kick that half lands.
LePew walks into a jab.
Schwetty lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
LePew bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Schwetty throws a low kick, looking for LePew's leg but LePew calmly moves out of range.
Schwetty pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nice defenses there by LePew.
Schwetty misses with a low kick.
Schwetty looks to throw the jab but LePew is out of range.
Schwetty misses the shot to the body.
LePew slips a straight right by Schwetty.

That's one minute gone in the round.
LePew slips a straight right by Schwetty.
Schwetty throws a push kick but LePew slaps the foot to one side.
A low kick from Schwetty misses
and LePew counters with a nice body kick.
Schwetty throws a jab when LePew was well out of range.
Schwetty throws a lazy right hand but LePew sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
LePew tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Schwetty lands a jab to LePew's midsection.
LePew does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Schwetty stuns LePew with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
LePew moves out of range of the leg kick from Schwetty.
Schwetty ducks down and throws a hook to the body but LePew moves away.
Schwetty misses with an uppercut. LePew saw that one coming.
LePew shoots in looking for a takedown. Schwetty tries to sprawl out of it but LePew keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Schwetty manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Schwetty throws a lazy right hand but LePew sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwetty throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Schwetty throws a leg kick but LePew sees it coming and moves out of range.
Pete Schwetty is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Schwetty lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schwetty fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Schwetty lands a nice leg kick that just misses LePew's sensitive parts.
Schwetty waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract LePew.
LePew dodges the punch combination from Schwetty.
Schwetty connects with a solid leg kick.
LePew avoids a kick to the body.
Schwetty fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. LePew looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Schwetty fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
LePew dodges the punch combination from Schwetty.
Schwetty getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
LePew takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Pete Schwetty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schwetty misses with a series of wild punches.

LePew feints and as Schwetty raises his hands in defense, LePew changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
LePew pushes down on Schwetty's leg and manages to get into half guard.

LePew has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Schwetty defend it? LePew steps over the head and cranks it - Schwetty is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for LePew!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Pepe LePew!
Pepe LePew is the new featherweight champion!
Pepe LePew seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.