PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Coffey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rock Testies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rock Testies has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Coffey
vs
Testies

200 cm
25
283 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, John Coffey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rock Testies!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Colin Fray and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Coffey keeps Testies at a distance using the push kick.
A good leg kick by Coffey.
Testies blocks a head kick by Coffey.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Testies lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Coffey has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Coffey and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Coffey with a hook.
A nice inside leg kick there by Coffey. That's going to slow Testies down.
Testies looks for the body kick but Coffey saw that one coming.
Coffey swings for the body but Testies moves out of range.
Coffey is looking to slow Testies down with leg kicks.
Testies misses with an attempted mid kick.
Coffey ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Testies moves away.
Coffey throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jab, jab by Coffey - just one landing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A good leg kick by Testies.
Testies connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Coffey momentarily.
Testies looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Good leg kick by Coffey there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Coffey lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Testies throws a push kick but Coffey slaps the foot to one side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coffey misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Testies.
Testies takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Coffey fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Testies looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Testies looks gassed!
Coffey scores with a jab. Testies acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Testies avoids the body shot from Coffey.
A head kick misses from Coffey.
Coffey feints and then cracks Testies's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Testies down.
Testies paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Coffey throws a right and a left that Testies avoids nicely.
Coffey lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Testies takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Coffey feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Testies's calf.
Testies slips a jab and a cross from Coffey.

Coffey shoots in and gets a takedown into Testies's guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Testies looking to control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coffey is looking to stand up but Testies won't let him.
Coffey has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Coffey stopping the sweep attempt from Testies.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Testies not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Rock Testies wasn't active enough on the ground.
Coffey tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Testies takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Coffey, as that shot connected.
Coffey fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Coffey turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Good leg kick by Coffey there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Testies on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Coffey dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Coffey with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Coffey connects with a crisp jab.
Testies drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Coffey pushes Testies away with a front kick.
Coffey chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Coffey thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Testies if he has to take too many more of those.
Coffey scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Testies doesn't seem bothered though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coffey scores with a jab to the body.
Coffey chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Coffey is looking to wear down Testies with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Good leg kick by Coffey there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Coffey thuds his shin into the meat of Testies's side.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Coffey.
Testies closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Coffey dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Coffey throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Coffey lands with a nice body punch.
Coffey lands with a hook. Testies tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Coffey scores with a nice head shot.
Coffey is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A solid body kick from Coffey.
Coffey bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Coffey lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Coffey dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Coffey feints and then cracks Testies's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Testies down.
Testies checks a low kick from Coffey.
Coffey is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Testies takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nice shot lands for Coffey.
Good leg kick by Coffey there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Testies lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Coffey has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Coffey and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Testies throws a leg kick but Coffey moved away.
Testies smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Coffey ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Coffey throws a series of punches but Testies avoids them all with ease.
Coffey lands a leg kick that knocks Testies off balance momentarily.
Testies is breathing heavily.
Coffey lands an overhand right.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Testies throws a front kick aimed at Coffey's knee but Coffey avoids it well.
Testies will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Coffey lands a jab to Testies's midsection.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coffey is looking to slow Testies down with leg kicks.
Coffey connects with a solid leg kick.
Coffey is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Testies on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Coffey scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Testies takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Testies's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Sloppy strikes from Coffey. Those never looked like landing.

Coffey drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Testies tries to bench press Coffey off him but Coffey keeps the position.
Coffey working away.
Testies is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Coffey is staying active.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Coffey decides to stand up, so the ref orders Testies to his feet.
Testies has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Coffey.
Coffey lands with a slapping head kick.
Coffey throws a head kick but Testies moves out of range.
Coffey lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Coffey throws a body punch but Testies moves out of range.
Coffey lands a jab to Testies's midsection.
A head kick from Coffey lands but Testies takes it in his stride.
Testies's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Coffey connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Testies scrambles back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Coffey lands with a thumping leg kick.
Good leg kick by Coffey there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Testies takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Coffey feints and then cracks Testies's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Testies down.
Good leg kick by Coffey there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Testies misses with a hook
and Coffey counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Coffey turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Coffey throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Coffey throws a head kick but Testies moves out of range.
Testies sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Coffey thumps Testies with a low kick.
Coffey thumps Testies with a low kick.
Coffey swinging wildly here.
Coffey looks to land a combination but Testies avoids it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Coffey.
Testies dodges the punch combination from Coffey.
Coffey clobbers Testies with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Testies throws a jab when Coffey was well out of range.
Coffey works the jab nicely.
Coffey works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Testies misses with a leg kick
and Coffey counters with a low kick, right behind Testies 's knee.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Coffey lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Testies at a distance.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Testies tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Coffey paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Coffey thows a body kick. Testies tries to catch it but that hurt him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Coffey dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Coffey throws a combination. Testies tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Coffey throws a series of punches but Testies moves out of range.
A low kick from Testies is predictable there
and Coffey counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Coffey tries a low kick but Testies avoids it.
Testies misses with an attempted mid kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Coffey.
Testies lands a nice leg kick that just misses Coffey's sensitive parts.
Testies throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A bone on bone clash there as Coffey blocks the leg kick.
Testies looks for the body kick but Coffey saw that one coming.
Coffey cracks a nice hook into Testies's ribs.
A lazy left from Coffey finds it's target.
Coffey chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Testies lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Testies moves away from the strike by Coffey.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Testies throws a head kick that misses
and Testies takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Testies takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Testies on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Coffey fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Testies tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A head kick misses from Coffey.
Testies takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Coffey throws a low kick but Testies avoids it.
Testies attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Testies pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Coffey lands a jab to the nose.
Nice body punch from Coffey.
Coffey is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Testies can do to turn this around?
Coffey looks to score with a jab to the body but Testies is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coffey throws an overhand right that lands on Testies's shoulder, as Testies tries to avoid the shot.
Coffey missing with a left hand there. Testies was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Coffey connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Coffey scores with a leg kick.
Testies blocks a low kick nicely.
Coffey avoids the head kick by Testies.
Testies misses with a kick to the body.
Nice body kick from Coffey.
Coffey defending well as Testies loads up on a big left hand.
Testies has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Coffey connects with an inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Testies throws a lazy uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Testies throws a leg kick that is checked
and Coffey makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Testies dodges the punch combination from Coffey.
A bone on bone clash there as Testies blocks the leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Testies fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Coffey manages to avoid it.
Coffey thows a body kick. Testies tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Coffey throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
John Coffey is winning the standup battle so far.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Testies lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Coffey has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Coffey and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Coffey lands a nice shot to the body.
Testies on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Testies wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Testies throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Coffey swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Coffey connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Testies scores with a hook to the body. Coffey takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Good leg kick by Coffey there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coffey lands a slapping body shot.
Testies throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Coffey lands a leg kick that knocks Testies off balance momentarily.
Testies tried to score with a low kick but Coffey checks it.
Coffey lands a front kick.
Rock Testies has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Testies misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Coffey lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Coffey lands a jab to Testies's midsection.
Testies misses with a looping left.
Coffey takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Coffey lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Testies takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Coffey checks a low kick from Testies.
A nice inside leg kick there by Testies. That's going to slow Coffey down.

And that's the end of the fight!
John Coffey showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Coffey has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 30:27
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Coffey!
John Coffey was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.