PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mel Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jock Stark (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Turd
vs
Stark

189 cm
25
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

185 cm
21
205 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mel Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jock Stark!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Franklyn Lucas and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd takes a jab right on the kisser.
Mel Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Stark tries to sprawl but Turd drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Stark has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Turd is working away from the top position though.
Stark is refusing to be controlled, as Turd sits in half guard.
Turd trying to control the pace.
Stark blocking the ground and pound attempt from Turd.

Stark looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Stark looking for a kimura from the bottom but Turd passes into side control!
Turd lands an elbow.
Stark takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Turd is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Stark has escaped the position, nice work there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd advances nicely into full mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Turd tries to control but Stark wriggling away.
Stark wants to hold on but Turd pushes him away.
Stark really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Turd wants to control the pace but Stark is squirming around nicely.
Stark wants to hold on but Turd pushes him away.
Turd controlling his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee warns Stark that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Stark is working to get back to half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd lands a big shot there that rocks Stark but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd unloading with bombs!
Turd raining down hammerfists from mount.
Stark is trying to escape the mount.
Turd with shots to the head and body - Stark looks very uncomfortable down there.

Stark is rocked!
Stark tries to reverse the position but Turd maintains control.
Stark is still in real trouble! Can Turd finish him?
Turd looking to finish here with some ground and pound. He lands one big shot that has Stark covering up... and two more big strikes land, forcing the referee to step in and put and end to proceedings! This fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mel Turd!