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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ralph Ninja Turtle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joel Fletcher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ninja Turtle's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ninja turtles theme song!!!. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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285 lbs
1 - 4 - 0 |
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265 lbs
1 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ralph Ninja Turtle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Joel Fletcher!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Patrick Alders and Radbod Blank.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fletcher feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Ninja Turtles jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Ninja Turtle showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fletcher.
Fletcher misses with the combination.
Fletcher takes one on the button.
It looks like Joel Fletcher has been cut.
Fletcher throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ninja Turtle clinches up against the cage.
Ninja Turtle gets underhooks to prevent Fletcher's takedown attempt.
Fletcher wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Ninja Turtle has him pressed against the cage.
Fletcher is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Ninja Turtle is defending well.
Ninja Turtle is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Ralph Ninja Turtle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joel Fletcher.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ninja Turtle's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
A frustrated look appears on Fletcher's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Fletcher is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Ninja Turtle dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Fletcher blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Ninja Turtle's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Fletcher. Those never looked like landing.
Fletcher bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Ninja Turtle's head.
Ninja Turtle forces Fletcher back against the cage and clinches.
Fletcher blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ninja Turtle lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Ninja Turtle stops a takedown attempt from Fletcher.
Ninja Turtle scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle lands a hook that snaps the head of Fletcher backwards.
Ninja Turtle is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Fletcher looks gassed!
Ninja Turtle pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ninja Turtle stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Nice shot by Ninja Turtle.
Fletcher closes the distance and clinches up with Ninja Turtle, looking for a takedown. Fletcher pushes Ninja Turtle against the cage but Ninja Turtle circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Ninja Turtle moves into range and clinches up with Fletcher.
Ninja Turtle really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Ninja Turtle lands a left hand.
That has opened up Joel Fletcher's cut even more.
Ninja Turtle lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Fletcher has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Ninja Turtle is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Ninja Turtle presses Fletcher against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ninja Turtle lands a hook that snaps the head of Fletcher backwards.
Ninja Turtle throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fletchers head.
A right hook to the body lands for Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle lands with a short shot to the head.
The cut above Joel Fletcher's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
A nice left hand lands by Ninja Turtle.
Ninja Turtle drops Fletcher onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Fletcher is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Fletcher is rocked!
Ninja Turtle pushes off and lands a massive hook that knocks Fletcher out cold! The fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ralph Ninja Turtle!
After winning the bout, Ralph Ninja Turtle thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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