PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Mac Shitstack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Pepper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Shitstack
vs
Pepper

150 cm
28
144 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

185 cm
27
145 lbs
5 - 7 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Steel Penn's Laundry 93%

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mac Shitstack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peter Pepper!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pepper lands with a cross.
Pepper moves out of range of the strikes.
Pepper slips a jab from Shitstack.
A slapping leg kick lands for Shitstack.
Shitstack displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Pepper.
Pepper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pepper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Shitstack manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Pepper slips under a jab from Shitstack.
Peter Pepper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shitstack displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pepper throws out the jab.
Nice straight punches there by Shitstack. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Shitstack.
Pepper lands a nice hook to Shitstack's body. Shitstack takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Pepper misses with the combination.
Pepper is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Pepper fails with a takedown attempt.
Shitstack works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A head kick by Pepper misses
and Shitstack counters with a nice low kick that buckles Pepper's knee momentarily.
Pepper keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pepper is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Pepper bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Shitstack's head backwards.
Pepper looks to land a body kick but Shitstack moved away.
Pepper throws a shot from downtown. Shitstack moves away and avoids it.
Pepper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Shitstack lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Pepper looks for the body kick but Shitstack saw that one coming.
Shitstack fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Shitstack looks to land a right hand but Pepper moved out of range.
Shitstack fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Pepper.
A combination from Pepper does no damage.
A telegraphed right hand from Shitstack misses the target.
Shitstack gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Pepper lands a really nice looking cross but Shitstack seems unphased.
Shitstack slips a jab and a cross from Pepper.
Pepper pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shitstack feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Peppers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shitstack scoring well with a low kick there.
Shitstack ducks under a wild hook from Pepper.
Pepper shoots in looking for a takedown. Shitstack tries to sprawl out of it but Pepper keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Shitstack manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Mac Shitstack has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Peter Pepper.
Pepper looks gassed!
A solid leg kick lands there for Shitstack.
Nice uppercut lands for Shitstack. That snapped Pepper's head back.
A head kick by Pepper misses
letting Shitstack counter with a right hand.
Mac Shitstack is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pepper connects with the punch.
Pepper throws a right hand that Shitstack ducks under and follows up with a left that Shitstack also avoids with ease.
Shitstack feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Pepper's calf.
Pepper misses with a looping left.
Pepper looks for a takedown but Shitstack sprawls well.
Shitstack lands a leg kick that knocks Pepper off balance momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shitstack throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pepper stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Pepper misses with a looping left.
Pepper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Shitstack.
A nice inside leg kick there by Shitstack. That's going to slow Pepper down.
A jab from Shitstack does it's job there.
Shitstack connects with an inside leg kick.
Pepper tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pepper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Shitstack's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pepper under the eye.
Shitstack lands a leg kick that knocks Pepper off balance momentarily.
Shitstack throws a right hand that Pepper ducks under and follows up with a left that Pepper also avoids with ease.
Shitstack connects with a leg kick. Pepper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Pepper throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Shitstack misses with a few strikes there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A slapping leg kick lands for Shitstack.
Shitstack sizes up Pepper with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Shitstack connects with a leg kick. Pepper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shitstack throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pepper takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Shitstack moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Shitstack connects with a right hand. Pepper shakes it off.
Shitstack moves out of range of the strikes.
Shitstack tests Pepper's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Shitstack is looking to slow Pepper down with leg kicks.
Pepper stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Shitstack.
Pepper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Shitstack cracks the inside of Pepper's front leg.
Shitstack showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Pepper.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A chopping leg kick lands by Shitstack.
Pepper rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Shitstack moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Shitstack connects with a leg kick. Pepper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mac Shitstack dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

A head kick misses from Pepper.
Pepper wants to clinch up but Shitstack keeps it at a distance.
Shitstack looks to land a right hand but Pepper moved out of range.
A big left from Pepper misses.
Peter Pepper is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Shitstack ducks under a wild hook from Pepper.

Pepper has closed the distance and engaged Shitstack in a clinch.
Pepper can't find room to land a body shot as Shitstack controls the action.
Pepper is trying to break the clinch but Shitstack has him pressed against the cage.
A short uppercut from Pepper.
Pepper tries a body shot but Shitstack blocks it.
A head punch on the inside from Pepper fails to land.
Shitstack is trying to break free.
Pepper is trying to break the clinch but Shitstack is controlling him.

Shitstack pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pepper fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pepper wants to clinch up but Shitstack keeps it at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pepper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A slapping leg kick lands for Shitstack.
Shitstack blocks a jab.
Shitstack clobbers Pepper with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Pepper throws a series of punches but Shitstack moves out of range.
Pepper throws a nice looking combination but Shitstack bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Pepper is breathing heavily.
Shitstack throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
An inside leg kick lands from Shitstack.
Shitstack connects with a single shot there.
A nice inside leg kick there by Shitstack. That's going to slow Pepper down.
Shitstack with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Good leg kick by Shitstack there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Shitstack jabs Pepper right on the nose. Pepper blinks but takes it well.
Shitstack lands a leg kick that knocks Pepper off balance momentarily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shitstack thows a left - swing and a miss!
Shitstack blocks a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Shitstack, as that shot connected.
Pepper on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Pepper takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

Pepper is rocked!
Shitstack lands hard precision jab right on the jaw that stiffens Pepper up and sends him tumbling to the mat! The ref grabs Shitstack from behind before he can pounce. Some folks in the crowd didn't like that stoppage, but I saw Pepper's eyes roll way back in his head, he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mac Shitstack!