PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Desmond Miles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Master Kush (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Master Kush was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Miles
vs
Kush

185 cm
24
224 lbs
7 - 9 - 0

184 cm
24
205 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Desmond Miles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Master Kush!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Eliza Hachem and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kush throws a right hand that Miles ducks under and follows up with a left that Miles also avoids with ease.
Miles shoots in for a double leg but Kush sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Miles walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

It looks like Desmond Miles has been cut.
Miles closes the distance and lands a one-two.

Kush lands a big right hand that sends Miles crashing to the mat! Kush stays standing though and waves Miles back to his feet!

Miles is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kush drops his hands momentarily and Miles takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Oh Miles is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kush throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kush drops Miles with a big left hand! Miles is injured, injured bad! Kush jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Master Kush!
A very excited looking Master Kush made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.