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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Georges St Pierre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubbles Ticklepants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). St Pierre's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ca Fait Mal. The crowd seem to be enjoying Ticklepants's choice of entrance music: Liquor & Whores. Georges St Pierre has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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185 cm
24
185 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
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174 cm
24
169 lbs
8 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Georges St Pierre! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bubbles Ticklepants! The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Nard Betker and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Ticklepants thows a left - swing and a miss! Ticklepants misses with an attempted mid kick.
Georges St Pierre seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Ticklepants tries a head kick but it misses.
St Pierre tries to score a power double leg takedown but Ticklepants sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten St Pierre somewhat. St Pierre has a takedown stuffed. St Pierre scores with a hook to the body. Ticklepants takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. Ticklepants tries to work over St Pierre's front leg with a kick but St Pierre checks it. St Pierre fails with the takedown. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Georges St Pierre. That's going to take a lot out of him. Ticklepants lets loose with a powerful body kick. St Pierre will feel that in the morning. Ticklepants throws a front kick aimed at St Pierre's knee but St Pierre avoids it well. St Pierre shoots in for a takedown but Ticklepants shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet. Ticklepants throws a nice inside leg kick. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. St Pierre tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round. St Pierre throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Ticklepants closes the distance but St Pierre moves to the side and St Pierre counters with a shoot takedown into half guard. St Pierre is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Ticklepants wants to improve his position but St Pierre is controlling well.
Ticklepants keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. Ticklepants is looking to improve his position.
St Pierre not landing any meaningful shots this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Still in half guard, St Pierre seems content to control. St Pierre seems to be trying to get a kimura but instead Ticklepants has recovered full guard. St Pierre trying to control but Ticklepants is working from the bottom. Ticklepants avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Ticklepants wants to stand but St Pierre is controlling the position. St Pierre sitting in guard here, content to control. St Pierre will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
That's three minutes gone in the round. St Pierre postures up.
St Pierre is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Ticklepants is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Ticklepants has escaped and now he's on top! Ticklepants won't allow St Pierre to get back to his feet. St Pierre has Ticklepants pulled in close to control his posture. Ticklepants showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up. St Pierre throws a head kick that half lands.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Ticklepants throws a head kick but St Pierre moves out of range.
St Pierre ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ticklepants moves away. St Pierre lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Ticklepants blocks a head kick by St Pierre.
A thudding body kick lands there by Ticklepants!
St Pierre darts in and out, connecting with a jab. Bubbles Ticklepants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Ticklepants tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but St Pierre paws at him with a jab and circles away. St Pierre throws a head kick but Ticklepants moves out of range.
Ticklepants tried to score with a low kick but St Pierre checks it. Ticklepants keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from St Pierre. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. A thudding body kick lands there by Ticklepants!
Ticklepants closes the distance and clinches. St Pierre throws a punch but it's blocked by Ticklepants. Ticklepants misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from St Pierre.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Georges St Pierre will probably get the nod. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
A shot to the body from St Pierre misses and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. St Pierre takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Bubbles Ticklepants seems to be getting the better of the standup. St Pierre swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ticklepants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
St Pierre slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. St Pierre throws a head kick that misses. St Pierre explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. Ticklepants slips a jab from St Pierre. Ticklepants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ticklepants bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. St Pierre throws a front kick aimed at Ticklepants's knee but Ticklepants avoids it well. St Pierre checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Ticklepants digs a good hook to St Pierre's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! St Pierre misses with a left hand and Ticklepants makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick. A head kick from St Pierre lands but Ticklepants takes it in his stride.
That's one minute gone in the round. St Pierre throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Ticklepants does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. Ticklepants misses with a low kick. Ticklepants fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt St Pierre. Ticklepants is looking to clinch. St Pierre takes a kick to the side of the head. Ticklepants is looking to clinch. St Pierre tries to bum rush Ticklepants with a series of wild strikes but Ticklepants uses good footwork to avoid the assault. St Pierre fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt. St Pierre throws a sloppy head kick and Ticklepants moves out of range easily. Ticklepants lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
It looks like Georges St Pierre has been cut. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! St Pierre tries to move into range but Ticklepants moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand. Ticklepants goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round. St Pierre has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Ticklepants. Ticklepants feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to St Pierre's calf. Ticklepants is looking to land body kicks. St Pierre has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Ticklepants finds it's way round the side to connect with St Pierre's head.
St Pierre is rocked! Look low, kick high! Ticklepants uses the oldest trick in the book to send St Pierre tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Ticklepants is absolutely delighted - when St Pierre wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bubbles Ticklepants! An out of breath Bubbles Ticklepants thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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