PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kirby Molesworth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nnoitra Jiruga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Molesworth's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Here comes the Boom-Nelly. Kirby Molesworth has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Molesworth
vs
Jiruga

225 cm
26
321 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

180 cm
25
260 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Enjoys gardening

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kirby Molesworth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nnoitra Jiruga!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Molesworth's corner calls for a 1-2. Molesworth obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Jiruga avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Molesworth scores with a jab. Jiruga acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Molesworth lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Molesworth lands with an uppercut that bounces Jiruga off the cage and back into range.
Nice takedown defense from Molesworth. No joy for Jiruga on that attempt.
Molesworth lands a nice shot that snaps Jiruga's head back.
Molesworth misses with a looping right.
Molesworth scores with a hook.

Jiruga is rocked!
Jiruga uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Molesworth.
Jiruga is still on wobbly legs! Can Molesworth finish him?
Jiruga keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Molesworth.
A jab from Molesworth misses.
Molesworth connects with a nice cross there... Jiruga is looking wobbly and Molesworth recognises it - he's rushed in and lands two more brutal shots that send Jiruga to the canvas, out cold! A brutal finish to the fight - Molesworth jumps onto the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kirby Molesworth!
Post fight, Kirby Molesworth took to the microphone: 'I am a man's man! I take men down, Grind on them till they go to sleep. WHAT!!! Step in the cage and be ready to get knocked out by the delux slut! Molesworth remix whuuut. NWO thanks BRO's Straigh outta LV'.