PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Leopold Stotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poncho Villa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stotch comes into the arena with What what, in the butt. blaring out of the sound system. Villa has chosen In One Ear as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!

Stotch
vs
Villa

225 cm
28
300 lbs
18 - 10 - 0

208 cm
32
300 lbs
18 - 12 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

The Borg Shop
[CBK] The Smashwear Corporation

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Leopold Stotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Poncho Villa!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Lou da Vinci and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stotch darts in trying to clinch
and Villa counters with a good low kick that Stotch was not able to check.
Villa throws a low kick but Stotch moves out of range easily.
Villa tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Stotch was well out of range. Poor timing from Villa.
Villa uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stotch.
Villa misses with a straight left.
A solid body kick from Villa.
Stotch with a lazy takedown attempt
and Villa counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Leopold Stotch has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stotch thuds his right hand into Villa's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
No joy there for Stotch, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A looping hook to the body misses from Villa. Stotch does a little dance to reset his feet.
Stotch throws a right and a left that Villa avoids nicely.
Villa has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Stotch finds it's way round the side to connect with Villa's head.
Villa waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stotch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice sprawl there from Stotch as Villa shoots in.
Villa pivots, looking for a leg kick but Stotch is out of range and Villa settles back down.
Stotch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Villa manages to avoid it.
Villa with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Stotch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Stotch throws a shot to the body.
Stotch defending well as Villa loads up on a big left hand.
Stotch throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Stotch paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Villa blocks a leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Villa.
Stotch throws a right and a left that both miss.
Villa lands a really nice looking cross but Stotch seems unphased.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Villa avoids the body shot from Stotch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stotch thows a leg kick but Villa checks it
and Villa counters with a nice low kick that buckles Stotch's knee momentarily.
Stotch is looking to wear down Villa with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Villa shoots in looking for a takedown but Stotch manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Villa's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Stotch looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Stotch throws a chopping leg kick but Villa manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Stotch misses with a low kick.
Stotch moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Villa misses with a wild body shot.
Villa lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Stotch ducks under a wild hook from Villa.
Nice straight punches there by Villa. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Villa.
Villa moves away from the strike by Stotch.

Oooooh!!! Villa has knocked Stotch down with a huge combo! Villa steps away and waves a wobbly Stotch back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Stotch fails to land with a series of punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Villa scores with a takedown into Stotch's guard.
Stotch keeping moving, preventing Villa from controlling successfully.
Villa throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Stotch works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Stotch is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Stotch utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Villa pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Stotch is keeping the position for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Villa is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Villa stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Stotch swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Villais looking to pass into half guard but Stotch pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Stotch is in guard.
Stotch throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Stotch will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Villa keeping moving, preventing Stotch from controlling successfully.
Villa is trying to keep Stotch in close.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Poncho Villa dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Leopold Stotch's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Villa avoids the body shot from Stotch.
Nice shot by Villa.
Leopold Stotch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stotch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Villa was well out of range. Poor timing from Stotch.
The fighters circling - Villa throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Villa looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Stotch lands a jab to the nose.
Poncho Villa seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Stotch checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A looping hook to the body misses from Villa. Stotch does a little dance to reset his feet.
Stotch throws a head kick that half lands.

It looks like Poncho Villa has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stotch throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Stotch scores with a shot to the body.
Stotch tries to score with a low kick but Villa moves his leg out of the way.
Stotch misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Villa.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stotch on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Stotch throws a solid leg kick but Villa takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Stotch.
Villa slips a straight right by Stotch.
Stotch throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Stotch throws a leg kick but Villa checks it.
The fighters circling - Villa throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stotch misses with a low kick as Villa jumps back.
Stotch misses with a hook.
Stotch scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
A looping hook to the body misses from Stotch. Villa does a little dance to reset his feet.
Stotch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Villa manages to avoid it.
Stotch checks the leg kick nicely there.
Stotch throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice sprawl there from Stotch as Villa shoots in.
Stotch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Villa was well out of range. Poor timing from Stotch.
Stotch digs a good hook to Villa's body.
Jab from Villa.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stotch misses the jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Stotch lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Villa has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Villa and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Stotch lands a jab to the head.
Stotch is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Villa showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Stotch.
Villa cracks Stotch with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Jab from Villa.
Stotch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Villa moves away.
Villa darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stotch throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stotch throws a leg kick but Villa sees it coming and moves out of range.
Villa throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Stotch tries a head kick but it misses.
Stotch throws a head kick that half lands.
Villa throws a lazy right hand but Stotch sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Villa throws a lazy right hand but Stotch sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Villa walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Stotch checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Stotch is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Villa.
Villa takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Stotch takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Villa avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Villa moves away from the strike by Stotch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Villa misses with a looping right.
A nice inside leg kick there by Stotch. That's going to slow Villa down.
Villa avoids the head kick by Stotch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stotch misses with a wild body shot.
Stotch misses with a series of wild punches.
Villa keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stotch.
Villa steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Stotch. That one must have hurt.
Stotch pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Villa thows a left - swing and a miss!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Stotch swinging wildly here.
Stotch avoids the body shot from Villa.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Leopold Stotch will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Stotch's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Stotch tries to clinch up.
Villa fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stotch manages to avoid it.
Villa blocks the body kick.
Stotch ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Villa throws the left hand but Stotch avoids the punch easily.
Stotch throws a head kick that misses.
Villa connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Stotch's hands.
Stotch just misses with a punch to the body.
Stotch defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Villa.
Stotch looks to score with a jab to the body but Villa is just out of range.
Stotch misses with a hook. Villa ducked under it nicely.
Villa slips a jab and a cross from Stotch.
Stotch throws a poor cross that misses
and Villa counters with a stiff right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stotch's corner calls for a 1-2. Stotch obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A slow jab from Villa misses its intended target.
Stotch on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Villa. Villa obviously looking to wear him down.
Stotch throws a right hand that Villa ducks under and follows up with a left that Villa also avoids with ease.
Stotch throws a big shot that misses.
Villa scores with a one two! Stotch had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Villa on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Villa takes a kick to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Villa drives through with a takedown into Stotch's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Stotch preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Stotch can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Villa controls the pace.
Villa tries to free his leg and advance position but Stotch is retaining full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Villa is stalling in the full guard.
Villa slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Stotch sneaks back into half guard.

Villa wants to work for an arm triangle but Stotch is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Villa missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Villa is taking a breather. Stotch says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Villa is keen to just control but Stotch is a slippery customer.
Villa wants to pass to mount but Stotch is defending the position.

Villa is working for a kimura here but Stotch manages to reverse the position and he's now in Villa's guard.

Stotch gets to his feet. Villa looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Villa.
Villa throws a body punch but Stotch moves out of range.
Stotch lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
An inside leg kick from Stotch misses.
Villa avoids the head kick by Stotch.
Stotch throws the kick towards the body but Villa avoids it.
Villa checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Stotch throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Stotch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Villa lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stotch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Poncho Villa comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Villa has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 28:29
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 28:29
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Poncho Villa!
Our winner, Poncho Villa, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.