PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Schtolteheim Reinbach III (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalle Kinkeri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Reinbach III's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Suikoden IV - A Formidable Enemy Arrives. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Reinbach III
vs
Kinkeri

180 cm
25
202 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

185 cm
30
203 lbs
29 - 13 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Schtolteheim Reinbach III!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Kalle Kinkeri!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Saam Ante and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kinkeri takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kinkeri connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kinkeri takes a swing at Reinbach III's ribcage but misses.
Kinkeri throws a hook but Reinbach III avoids it easily.
Reinbach III misses with a leg kick
letting Kinkeri counter with a right hand.
Kinkeri misses with a shot to the body
and Reinbach III makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Kinkeri throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Reinbach III clinches up against the cage.
Reinbach III avoids a wild elbow strike from Kinkeri.
Kinkeri is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Reinbach III is defending well for now.
Kinkeri unloads a knee to the mid-section. Reinbach III lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kinkeri lands with a left to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head punch on the inside from Reinbach III fails to land.
Kinkeri misses with a short punch on the inside.
Reinbach III tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Reinbach III presses Kinkeri against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kinkeri tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Reinbach III blocks the elbow strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Reinbach III tries to work over Kinkeri's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A hook to the body from Reinbach III.
Kinkeri working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Reinbach III throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kinkeris head.
Kinkeri is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Reinbach III is defending well for now.
A body shot lands from Reinbach III.
Reinbach III blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Reinbach III lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kinkeri swings wildly with an uppercut but Reinbach III uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kinkeri working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Reinbach III misses with a punch to the body.
Reinbach III misses with a hook to the ribs.
Reinbach III tries to work over Kinkeri's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Reinbach III managing to block the knees to the body from Kinkeri.
Reinbach III struggles to land a body shot inside as Kinkeri controls his hands.
Reinbach III lands a shot to the body.
Reinbach III lands a shot to the body.
Kinkeri looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kinkeri tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Reinbach III's elbow.

Reinbach III breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kinkeri moves to clinch but Reinbach III breaks away
and Reinbach III counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Reinbach III scores with a punch to the head.
That kick from Reinbach III tenderised Kinkeri's leg. Kinkeri is trying to keep his angry face on.
Reinbach III takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

Kinkeri is rocked!
Kinkeri misses with an uppercut.
Reinbach III cracks Kinkeri with an open hand slap.
Kinkeri is still on wobbly legs! Can Reinbach III finish him?
Kinkeri ducks right into an uppercut from Reinbach III.
Reinbach III throws a quick inside leg kick.
Reinbach III wobbles Kinkeri with a right hand and the left hook that follows puts him on his rear! Reinbach III dives in with a huge flying punch that connects right on the button and puts Kinkeri to sleep! - What a violent and spectacular finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Schtolteheim Reinbach III!
Schtolteheim Reinbach III decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.