PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dee Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aaron Theiroff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pain kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is AC/DC - If you want Blood (You've got it). Theiroff has chosen Knuck If You Buck - Crime Mob as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Pain
vs
Theiroff

190 cm
28
212 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

195 cm
25
287 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dee Pain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Aaron Theiroff!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Pain.
Theiroff slaps away a takedown attempt from Pain, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Theiroff cracks Pain with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Pain shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Theiroff but Theiroff pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dee Pain. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pain throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Theiroff sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pain works the jab nicely.

It looks like Aaron Theiroff has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pain keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pain with a jab.
Pain listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Theiroff does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Theiroff lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Theiroff bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Aaron Theiroff is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Theiroff catches Pain with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Pain's corner calls for a 1-2. Pain obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pain throws a chopping leg kick but Theiroff manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Theiroff throws a head kick but Pain moves out of range.
Nice takedown defense from Theiroff. No joy for Pain on that attempt.
Theiroff looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Pain throws a quick inside leg kick.
Pain tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Theiroff was well out of range. Poor timing from Pain.
Theiroff slips a straight right by Pain.
Theiroff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pain manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Theiroff lands with a thumping leg kick.
Theiroff looks to land a left hand but Pain moved out of range nicely.
Theiroff avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Theiroff throws a monster overhand right that drops Pain! Theiroff follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Aaron Theiroff!
An out of breath and clearly excited Aaron Theiroff thanked TFP Graphics - Pit Inc for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).