PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Greek Gyros (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gyros comes to the cage accompanied by Greek Gyros. Joe The One Armed Man acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Gyros
vs
The One Armed Man

225 cm
30
300 lbs
7 - 11 - 1

185 cm
21
240 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Greek Gyros!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gyros shoots in but The One Armed Man avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Gyros stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The One Armed Man.
Gyros fails with the takedown.
Gyros fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Greek Gyros. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gyros avoids the body shot from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man looks for the body kick but Gyros saw that one coming.
The One Armed Man thows a body kick. Gyros tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The One Armed Man lands a nice looking kick to the body. Gyros takes a step back to recover.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The One Armed Man lands a leg kick that knocks Gyros off balance momentarily.
Gyros is breathing heavily.
Nice straight punches there by The One Armed Man. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of The One Armed Man.

It looks like Greek Gyros has been cut.
The One Armed Man connects with an inside leg kick.

The One Armed Man rushes Gyros and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Knees to the body from The One Armed Man.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The One Armed Man misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Gyros avoiding damage as The One Armed Man throws knees to the body.
The One Armed Man tries to throw a body punch but Gyros avoids it by throwing The One Armed Man back against the cage.
The One Armed Man lands a knee to the body.
The One Armed Man landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The One Armed Man lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The One Armed Man just leaning against Gyros, taking a breather.
The One Armed Man stops a takedown attempt from Gyros.
Gyros goes for a takedown attempt but The One Armed Man pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Horrible takedown by Gyros or perhaps it was just good defense by The One Armed Man which made him look bad.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gyros misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Gyros steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from The One Armed Man. That one must have hurt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gyros steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from The One Armed Man. That one must have hurt.
The One Armed Man dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The One Armed Man lands with an uppercut that bounces Gyros off the cage and back into range.
The One Armed Man feints and then cracks Gyros's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Gyros down.
The One Armed Man dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Gyros. That did some damage!

The One Armed Man closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The One Armed Man goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gyros blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man stalling against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Gyros.
The One Armed Man crunches a lovely knee into Gyros's ribcage.
The One Armed Man landing knees to the body.
Gyros prevents a body shot from The One Armed Man.
A right hand to the body from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man controlling the action here for a moment.
Gyros wants a takedown.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gyros tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Gyros tries to pull guard but The One Armed Man won't allow it.
The One Armed Man scores with a hook to the body.
The One Armed Man stalling the fight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The crowd are getting on The One Armed Man's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
The One Armed Man unloads a knee to the mid-section. Gyros lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Gyros. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
The One Armed Man landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The One Armed Man scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Knees to the body from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe The One Armed Man dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Greek Gyros's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Gyros with a poor takedown
and The One Armed Man counters with an inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man throws a half hearted mid kick.
Gyros chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before The One Armed Man can pounce on him.
Gyros has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The One Armed Man.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The One Armed Man throws a nice inside leg kick.
The One Armed Man throws a quick inside leg kick.
Joe The One Armed Man seems to be getting the better of the standup.

The One Armed Man clinches up against the cage.
The One Armed Man landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The One Armed Man misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Gyros.
The One Armed Man lands with a right to the head.
The One Armed Man trying to land knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The One Armed Man is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. The One Armed Man obliges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man tries to land knees in the clinch but Gyros avoids the damage to the body.
The One Armed Man scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Joe The One Armed Man seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The One Armed Man lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The One Armed Man tries to land knees in the clinch but Gyros avoids the damage to the body.
The One Armed Man prevents the takedown attempt.
The One Armed Man tries a body shot but Gyros blocks it.
The One Armed Man throws a head punch that misses.
The One Armed Man lands a nice knee to the body.
The One Armed Man trying to land knees to the body.
The One Armed Man trying to land knees to the body.
Gyros tries to score a body lock takedown but The One Armed Man shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Greek Gyros. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gyros on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Gyros tries to throw a body punch but The One Armed Man avoids it by throwing Gyros back against the cage.
The One Armed Man throws a knee to the head but misses.
A right handed body shot lands from The One Armed Man.
Gyros has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by The One Armed Man after a bit of a struggle.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
The One Armed Man prevents the takedown attempt.
Gyros is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Gyros working hard to break the clinch.
The One Armed Man stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The One Armed Man is leaning against Gyros and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gyros is looking for a takedown up against the cage. The One Armed Man gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
The One Armed Man misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A hook to the body from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Gyros is trying to work for a single leg takedown but The One Armed Man pulls him back up using the underhooks.
The One Armed Man pressing his opponent against the cage.
The One Armed Man comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
The One Armed Man lands a left hand that snaps the head of Gyros backwards.

Greek Gyros's cut is getting worse.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gyros jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as The One Armed Man walks away with a smile on his face. Gyros gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Gyros takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The One Armed Man scores with a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The One Armed Man fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Gyros.
Joe The One Armed Man is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The One Armed Man cracks the inside of Gyros's front leg.
The One Armed Man connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Gyros looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The fight stays on the outside here - The One Armed Man looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The One Armed Man dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gyros chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before The One Armed Man can pounce on him.
Gyros on the wrong end of a nice jab.

Greek Gyros's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The One Armed Man tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Gyros paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The One Armed Man thumps Gyros with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe The One Armed Man showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Greek Gyros's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!

A slapping leg kick lands for The One Armed Man.
Gyros fails with a takedown attempt.
The One Armed Man chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The One Armed Man drops Gyros with a big left hand! Gyros is injured, injured bad! The One Armed Man jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joe The One Armed Man!
After winning the bout, Joe The One Armed Man thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.