PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Santa Schwein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Spyde Radic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schwein's entrance music is Mama said knock you out - LL Cool J. A fine choice. Santa Schwein is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Schwein
vs
Radic

182 cm
31
195 lbs
13 - 8 - 1

190 cm
29
190 lbs
15 - 11 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Santa Schwein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 1, fighting out of New York, Spyde Radic!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, George Francis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Radic takes a swing at Schwein's ribcage but misses.
Schwein displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Radic.
Schwein will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Schwein is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Radic.
Schwein circles away from the clinch attempt
and Schwein makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Radic closes the distance but Schwein moves to the side
letting Schwein counter with a right hand.
Schwein misses the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Radic looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Schwein lands with an overhand left.
Santa Schwein is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Schwein connects with a body shot.
Radic fails to land the takedown.
Santa Schwein has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Spyde Radic.
Schwein thuds a left hand into Radic's body.
Schwein catches Radic with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Schwein scores with a nice head shot.
Radic on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Schwein keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Radic scores with a jab to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schwein throws a big shot that misses.
Schwein lands a jab to the head.
Radic fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Schwein throws a right and a left that Radic avoids nicely.
Radic uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Schwein.
Radic throws a nice head kick!
Radic tries to close the distance and clinch up but Schwein swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schwein bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Schwein jabs at Radic's body.
Schwein throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Radic doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

Radic clinches up against the cage.

Radic's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Radic closes the distance but Schwein moves to the side
and Schwein counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Radic thinking.
Radic avoids the body shot from Schwein.
Radic misses with a body kick.
Schwein just misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Radic fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Nice body punch from Schwein.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schwein sizes up Radic with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Nice uppercut lands for Schwein. That snapped Radic's head back.
Radic closes the distance and clinches up with Schwein, looking for a takedown. Radic pushes Schwein against the cage but Schwein circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Radic tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling Schwein to counter with a crisp jab.

Radic is rocked!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Schwein! Radic is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Santa Schwein!
Santa Schwein really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that ĄFFĄKĘTIΘN logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.