PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rick Rude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Milo Talon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rude's entrance music is Face fucked by PISSING RAZORS. A fine choice. On his way into the cage it seems that Rick Rude has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Rick Rude seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Rude
vs
Talon

195 cm
27
260 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

188 cm
27
272 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Rick Rude!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Milo Talon!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Shigeki Fujiwara and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rude throws a right and a left that Talon avoids nicely.
Rude ducks under a wild hook from Talon.

Talon clinches up against the cage.
Talon throws a knee to the head but misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Talon just misses with a elbow thrown towards Rude's brow.
Rude has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

Rude breaks the clinch.
Talon tries to close the distance and clinch but Rude swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Rude tries to keep at a distance but Talon has taken the fight into the clinch.
Talon with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Rude blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Talon prevents Rude from breaking the clinch.
Rude looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Rude tries to break free but Talon pushes him back against the cage.
Talon landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Talon lands a nice knee to the body.
Talon tries to land a knee to the head but Rude blocks with his arms.
Talon tries to land knees in the clinch but Rude avoids the damage to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Talon throws an elbow but misses.
Rude can't break the clinch.
Rude can't break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Talon tries to land knees in the clinch but Rude avoids the damage to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Rude's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Talon misses with a knee to the head.
Talon keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Rude's efforts to push away.
Rude avoids a wild elbow strike from Talon.
Rude wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Talon keeps control of Rude as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Rude escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Talon looks to land a left hand but Rude moved out of range nicely.
Talon throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rude sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Talon swinging wildly here.
Talon takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Rude throws a chopping leg kick but Talon manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Talon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rude fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Talon on the side of the head.
Talon rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rude moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rude misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rude throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

It looks like Milo Talon has been cut.
Rude scores with a hook to the body. Talon takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rude misses with a body shot.
A slow jab from Talon misses its intended target.
Rude lands a jab.
Rude lands a nice shot that snaps Talon's head back.
Talon is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Rude lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Talon at a distance.
Talon throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Talon misses with a two punch combination.
Talon misses with a two punch combination.
Talon checks a leg kick.
Rude throws a hook but Talon blocks it.
Talon connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Rude momentarily.
Rude scores with a jab to the jaw.
Talon is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Talon takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Rude darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Talon will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Talon looks to land a left hand but Rude moved out of range nicely.
Talon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Talon misses the jab.
Talon takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Rude is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Good shot there by Rude.
Talon tries to clinch up but Rude circles away and keeps his distance.

Talon fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Rude, pushing him back against the cage.
Rude tries to break the clinch but Talon is controlling the position.
Knees to the body from Talon.
Rude is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rude takes a knee to the side of the body.
Talon lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Talon tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Rude avoids it.
Talon blocks a body shot from Rude.
Talon comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Talon tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Talon creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Rude's defenses.
Rude blocks the elbow strike.
Talon's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Talon misses with an elbow strike.
Rude has had enough of the clinch but Talon keeps him there for the moment.
Talon landing knees to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Rude.
Talon pushes off an throws an elbow but Rude leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Rude looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Rude blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Talon comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Talon landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Talon lands an elbow that stopped Rude in his tracks for a moment.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Talon lands an elbow that stopped Rude in his tracks for a moment.
Talon connects with a nasty looking knee right to Rude's face.
Talon lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Talon lands an elbow that stopped Rude in his tracks for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Milo Talon dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Milo Talon's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Talon darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Rude throws the left hand but Talon avoids the punch easily.
Talon takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Talon displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rude throws out the jab.

Talon clinches with his opponent.
Talon has Rude pressed against the cage, preventing Rude from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Talon prevents a body shot from Rude.
Rude is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Rude is trying to push Talon away but Talon has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Talon throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Rude is trying to break the clinch but Talon has him pressed against the cage.
Talon with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Rude tries to break the clinch but Talon is controlling the position.
Rude managing to block the knees to the body from Talon.
Talon connects with a knee to the head.
Talon tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

Rude breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Rick Rude seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Talon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Talon checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Talon tries to clinch up.
Talon misses with a looping left.
Talon misses with a jab to the body
and Rude counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Rude throws a hook to the side of Talon's head but Talon sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Talon swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Rude scores with a jab to the body.
Talon tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Rude manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Rude scores with a nice right hand.
Talon on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Rude clobbers Talon with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Talon takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Rude goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rude bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Rude lands a nice hook to Talon's body. Talon takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Talon doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Rude lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Talon at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rude scores with a jab to the jaw.

Talon closes the distance and clinches.
Talon tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Rude avoids it.
Rude tries to circle away but Talon has him pinned against the cage.
Talon throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Rude blocks it with crossed arms.
Talon landing knees to the head.
Talon tries a knee to the head but Rude blocks it.
Talon is breathing heavily.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Talon obliges.
Rude is trying to break the clinch but Talon has him pressed against the cage.
Talon scores a nice knee to the body.
Rude dodges an elbow strike from Talon.
Talon landing knees to the head.
Talon taking a breather.
Rude working hard to break the clinch.
Talon lands a nice elbow.
Talon with a knee to the head.
Talon keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Rude's efforts to push away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Talon keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Rude's efforts to push away.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Talon just misses with a elbow thrown towards Rude's brow.

Rude's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Talon thumps Rude with a low kick.
Rick Rude is winning the standup battle so far.
Rude fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Talon on the side of the head.
Talon misses with a series of wild punches.
Rude throws the left hand but Talon avoids the punch easily.
No joy there for Talon, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rude slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Talon avoids the body shot from Rude.
Talon rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Rude counters with a stiff right hand.
Talon cracks Rude with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Rude bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rude connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Rude lands a body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rude misses with a looping right.
Talon gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Talon slips under a jab from Rude.
Rude works Talon's body with a nice hook.
Rude throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Talon sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Talon missing with a left hand there. Rude was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

Talon closes the distance and pushes Rude back into the cage.
Rude wants to break the clinch but can't.
Talon tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Rude avoiding damage as Talon throws knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Talon with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Rude wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A frustrated look appears on Rude's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Talon landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Milo Talon will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Milo Talon's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Rude waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Talon.
Rude bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Rude looks to throw the jab but Talon is out of range.
Rude throws a lazy right hand but Talon sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rude misses with the combination.
Talon misses with a two punch combination.
Talon throws the kick towards the body but Rude avoids it.
Talon moves out of range of the strikes.
Rude bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Talon's head backwards.
Rude with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Rude connects with a looping right hand.
Rude scores with a jab to the jaw.

Talon darts in and clinches Rude up against the cage.
Talon throws an elbow but it misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Talon obliges.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rude takes an elbow to the temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Talon lands a hook that snaps the head of Rude backwards.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Talon connects with a knee to the head.
Talon putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Rude in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Talon crunches a lovely knee into Rude's ribcage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Talon landing knees to the head.

Rude is rocked!
Talon lands a big right hand that drops Rude! The killer instinct kicks in and Talon finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Talon!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Milo Talon!
Milo Talon is the new heavyweight champion!
A less than humble Milo Talon misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.