PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Harry Ballzonya (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bu Laia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Laia has chosen Hawaii '78 by Brudda Iz as his entrance music. Harry Ballzonya has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Ballzonya
vs
Laia

182 cm
22
169 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

172 cm
31
165 lbs
22 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Harry Ballzonya!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bu Laia!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Summer Carpenter and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ballzonya looks to land a right hand but Laia moved out of range.
Laia connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Laia thows a left - swing and a miss!
A nice inside leg kick there by Laia. That's going to slow Ballzonya down.
Laia scores with a jab.
Ballzonya throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Laia counters with a body kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Laia. Ballzonya shrugs it off though.
Laia steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ballzonya.
Laia with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Ballzonya to score with a decent uppercut.
Ballzonya takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A solid leg kick lands there for Laia.
Laia scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Ballzonya misses with a body shot.
Ballzonya throws a body kick the misses
enabling Laia to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ballzonya scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

It looks like Bu Laia has been cut.
Laia throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ballzonya on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Laia, right into the meat.
Harry Ballzonya seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ballzonya throws a low kick but Laia moves out of range easily.
Laia misses with a hook.
Laia thuds a left hand into Ballzonya's body.
Ballzonya pivots, looking for a leg kick but Laia is out of range and Ballzonya settles back down.
Ballzonya avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Laia with a jab.
Ballzonya throws a lazy uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laia scores with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ballzonya misses with an uppercut
and Laia counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Laia tests Ballzonya's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Laia misses with a looping right.
Laia's corner calls for a 1-2. Laia obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Laia misses with a wild combination.
Ballzonya tries for a takedown but Laia sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Ballzonya gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Laia.
Laia tries to clinch up
letting Ballzonya counter with a right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laia connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bu Laia is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Laia loads up on a big right hand but Ballzonya slips the punch.
Laia lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A chopping leg kick lands by Laia.
Laia moves out of range of the strikes.
Ballzonya tries for a takedown but Laia sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Laia.
Ballzonya is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Ballzonya misses with a kick to the body.
Laia dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ballzonya. That did some damage!
Laia throws a nice outside leg kick.
A combination from Laia does no damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Laia throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laia cracks the inside of Ballzonya's front leg.
Laia misses with a body kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Ballzonya. That snapped Laia's head back.
Laia tries to clinch but Ballzonya is having none of it.
Ballzonya misses with a low kick.
Laia throws a leg kick which misses Ballzonya's front leg but catches the back leg as Ballzonya tries to avoid it.
Laia ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Laia is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Ballzonya had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Ballzonya on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Laia takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice body kick there by Laia.
Ballzonya takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Laia walks into a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bu Laia dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bu Laia's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Laia avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A cross from Laia lands.
That kick from Laia tenderised Ballzonya's leg. Ballzonya is trying to keep his angry face on.
Ballzonya bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ballzonya uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Laia.
Bu Laia seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Laia throws a leg kick which misses Ballzonya's front leg but catches the back leg as Ballzonya tries to avoid it.
Ballzonya slips a jab and a cross from Laia.
Laia lands a nice leg kick that just misses Ballzonya's sensitive parts.
Ballzonya moves out of range of the strikes.
Ballzonya throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Laia connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Laia lands with an uppercut that bounces Ballzonya off the cage and back into range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ballzonya waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Laia.
Ballzonya throws a body punch but Laia moves out of range.
Ballzonya throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Laia counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ballzonya throws a body kick that misses.
Ballzonya misses with a jab to the body
and Laia counters with a nice uppercut.
A slapping leg kick lands for Laia.
Ballzonya misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Laia counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Laia lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Ballzonya takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Ballzonya takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Laia fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Ballzonya.
Ballzonya fails to land the takedown.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laia connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Ballzonya momentarily.
Ballzonya tries to score a power double leg takedown but Laia sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Ballzonya somewhat.
Laia lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Laia misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ballzonya.
Ballzonya takes a jab right on the kisser.
A slow jab from Ballzonya misses its intended target.
Laia lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Laia lands with an uppercut that bounces Ballzonya off the cage and back into range.

Ballzonya is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ballzonya's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Laia connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Ballzonya scrambles back to his feet.
Oh Ballzonya is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ballzonya is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Laia doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Ballzonya crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Ballzonya's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bu Laia!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Bu Laia waved his t-shirt featuring Supersize Me's logo in front of the cameras.