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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Masahura Yakisoba (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Long Duck Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Long Duck Dong will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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140 lbs
21 - 23 - 0 |
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225 cm
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300 lbs
0 - 1 - 1 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Masahura Yakisoba!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Duck Dong!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yakisoba misses with a hook. Duck Dong ducked under it nicely.
Duck Dong fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Yakisoba is out of range.
Duck Dong throws the kick towards the body but Yakisoba avoids it.
Duck Dong bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Yakisoba. Duck Dong does a little dance to reset his feet.
Yakisoba throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Yakisoba moves out of range of the body kick from Duck Dong.
Yakisoba throws a head kick but Duck Dong moves out of range.
Duck Dong blocks the body kick.
Yakisoba throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Duck Dong.
Yakisoba avoids the head kick by Duck Dong.
A telegraphed right hand from Yakisoba misses the target.
Duck Dong throws a body kick that misses.
Masahura Yakisoba seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yakisoba misses with a low kick.
Duck Dong misses with an attempted mid kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Yakisoba ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Yakisoba wants to slow Duck Dong down by chopping away at his legs.
Duck Dong throws a leg kick but Yakisoba moved away.
Yakisoba misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Duck Dong.
Jab by Yakisoba.
Duck Dong throws a leg kick which misses Yakisoba's front leg but catches the back leg as Yakisoba tries to avoid it.
Yakisoba lands a nice looking body shot.
Yakisoba thows a body shot but no joy.
Yakisoba misses with an uppercut.
Duck Dong takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Yakisoba lands a jab to Duck Dong's midsection.
Duck Dong steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Yakisoba.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Yakisoba checks a leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yakisoba throws a looping overhand right but Duck Dong ducks down to avoid it.
Duck Dong tries to score with a low kick but Yakisoba moves his leg out of the way.
Yakisoba takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Duck Dong thumps Yakisoba with a low kick.
Yakisoba is breathing heavily.
Duck Dong throws a leg kick but Yakisoba checks it.
Duck Dong throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Duck Dong throws a leg kick but Yakisoba moved away.
A low kick from Duck Dong is predictable there
enabling Yakisoba to counter with a crisp jab.
Duck Dong tries to land a leg kick but Yakisoba saw it coming and moves away.
Duck Dong defending well as Yakisoba loads up on a big left hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Yakisoba misses the target.
Duck Dong fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Yakisoba has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Duck Dong scoring well with a low kick there.
Duck Dong thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Yakisoba if he has to take too many more of those.
Yakisoba takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yakisoba tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Duck Dong throws a quick inside leg kick.
Duck Dong pivots, looking for a leg kick but Yakisoba is out of range and Duck Dong settles back down.
Yakisoba takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Duck Dong misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Yakisoba blocks a head kick by Duck Dong.
Duck Dong misses with a low kick.
Yakisoba avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Duck Dong wants to land a leg kick but Yakisoba is out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Duck Dong fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Yakisoba checks it well.
Yakisoba throws a jab when Duck Dong was well out of range.
Yakisoba lands a body shot.
Good work by Yakisoba as he checks the leg kick.
Yakisoba throws a series of punches but Duck Dong moves out of range.
Yakisoba misses with a wild body shot.
Duck Dong fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Yakisoba is out of range.
Yakisoba misses the jab.
Duck Dong throws a front kick aimed at Yakisoba's knee but Yakisoba avoids it well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yakisoba connects with a jab.
Duck Dong throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Yakisoba makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Long Duck Dong dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Yakisoba throws a head kick that misses.
Duck Dong finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Duck Dong takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Yakisoba checks a leg kick.
Yakisoba thows a body shot but no joy.
Yakisoba is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Duck Dong tries to land a leg kick but Yakisoba saw it coming and moves away.
Yakisoba misses with a wild body shot.
Duck Dong throws a head kick that misses
and Yakisoba cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Yakisoba throws a right hand that Duck Dong ducks under and follows up with a left that Duck Dong also avoids with ease.
Long Duck Dong seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Yakisoba scores with a sloppy right hand. Duck Dong should have avoided that one.
Yakisoba swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Yakisoba tests Duck Dong's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Duck Dong moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Duck Dong staying out of range there.
Yakisoba lands a nice shot that snaps Duck Dong's head back.
Duck Dong moves away from the strike by Yakisoba.
Duck Dong throws a low kick but it's checked well by Yakisoba.
Duck Dong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Yakisoba wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Yakisoba shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Yakisoba stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Duck Dong.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Duck Dong lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Yakisoba has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Yakisoba and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Duck Dong throws a body kick that misses.
Duck Dong throws a low kick but it's checked well by Yakisoba.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Duck Dong.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Duck Dong motions for Yakisoba to come forward. Duck Dong throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Yakisoba throws a series of punches but Duck Dong moves out of range.
Duck Dong tried to score with a low kick but Yakisoba checks it.
Yakisoba stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Duck Dong.
Yakisoba on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Duck Dong feints and then cracks Yakisoba's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Yakisoba down.
Duck Dong misses with a low kick.
Yakisoba on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Duck Dong fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Duck Dong wants to land a leg kick but Yakisoba is out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Duck Dong scoring well with a low kick there.
Duck Dong throws a head kick that misses.
Duck Dong throws a low kick but Yakisoba moves out of range easily.
Yakisoba throws a low kick, looking for Duck Dong's leg but Duck Dong calmly moves out of range.
Duck Dong lands with a thumping leg kick.
Duck Dong looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Duck Dong looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Duck Dong throws a leg kick that misses.
Duck Dong pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Yakisoba missing with a left hand there. Duck Dong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Duck Dong takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Duck Dong misses with a low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Duck Dong throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Yakisoba blocks a leg kick.
Duck Dong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Yakisoba blocks a low kick nicely.
A solid body kick from Duck Dong.
Duck Dong throws a leg kick but Yakisoba sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Duck Dong throws a push kick but Yakisoba slaps the foot to one side.
Yakisoba on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Duck Dong. Duck Dong obviously looking to wear him down.
Yakisoba takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Duck Dong misses with a low kick.
Duck Dong looks to land a body kick but Yakisoba moved away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Long Duck Dong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Duck Dong defending well as Yakisoba loads up on a big left hand.
Yakisoba lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Yakisoba lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Yakisoba scores with a jab.
A combination from Yakisoba does no damage.
Yakisoba lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Duck Dong wants to land a leg kick but Yakisoba is out of range.
Duck Dong lands a big head kick that sends Yakisoba tumbling to the mat! Duck Dong takes a step backwards and waves Yakisoba back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Masahura Yakisoba has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good leg kick by Duck Dong there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Duck Dong misses with an attempted mid kick.
Duck Dong throws a powerful right kick. Yakisoba tried to block low but the kick was high! Yakisoba was taken right off of his feet! Duck Dong jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Long Duck Dong!
Long Duck Dong decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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