PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Isibeda Tintti (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Architect Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pain has chosen Skrip Breaks / Enemy Crush as his entrance music. On his way into the ring it seems that Isibeda Tintti has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Isibeda Tintti seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Tintti
vs
Pain

169 cm
21
180 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

210 cm
20
175 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Perkele!
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Isibeda Tintti!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Architect Pain!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Roosa Järviläinen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pain throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tintti stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nice straight punches there by Pain. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Pain.
Pain lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Tintti throws a series of strikes that have Pain backpedaling.

Pain is rocked!

It looks like Architect Pain has been cut.
Pain throws a hook but Tintti avoids it easily.
Tintti moves out of range as Pain strikes.
Pain is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Tintti throws a right and a left that Pain avoids nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pain keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pain lands a jab to the nose.
Pain lands a head shot.
Tintti uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pain.
Pain cracks Tintti with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Pain scores with a jab.
The fighters circling - Pain throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pain lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Pain.
Tintti takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Pain has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pain with a hook.

Tintti is rocked!
Pain Throws a clean left jab. Pain Twirls his body and connects with a Spinning Back Fist that connects flush with Tintti's chin! Tintti crumbles to the ground and Pain follows up with some unanswered strikes. It's all over!! Nice standup skills displayed by Pain!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Architect Pain!
Post fight, Architect Pain took to the microphone: 'I designed this victory a long time ago. The opponent had no chance. Thank him for me for a good fight once wakes up, please. I need to go design a new plan for my next victim. Architect Of Pain, OUT!'.