PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Inky Dinky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce Irvin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dinky's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Mr. Brownstone. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Dinky
vs
Irvin

175 cm
27
175 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

179 cm
25
180 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Good kicks
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Inky Dinky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bruce Irvin!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A solid leg kick lands there for Irvin.

Irvin gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Dinky tries to pull guard but Irvin forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Irvin throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dinky blocks it with crossed arms.
Dinky on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Irvin holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Knees to the body from Irvin.
Dinky is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Irvin to keep the fight standing.
Dinky is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Irvin to keep the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Inky Dinky. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dinky jumps guard but Irvin turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Irvin misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dinky.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Irvin obliges.
Dinky is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Irvin lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Inky Dinky has been cut.
Irvin lands a good knee to the midsection. Dinky won't want to take too many of those.
Irvin landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Irvin lands a good knee to the midsection. Dinky won't want to take too many of those.
Irvin stalls.
Irvin crunches a lovely knee into Dinky's ribcage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Irvin just leaning against Dinky, taking a breather.
Irvin lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Dinky takes an elbow to the forehead.
Irvin lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dinky is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Irvin to keep the fight standing.
Irvin landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Irvin throws a knee to the head but misses.
Irvin lands a knee to the head.

Inky Dinky's cut is getting worse.
Irvin lands an elbow inside.
Irvin throws a head punch that misses.
Dinky tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Irvin landing knees to the head.
Irvin scores with a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Irvin.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Irvin with a knee to the head.
Irvin tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dinky avoids it.
Dinky tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinky tries to pull guard but Irvin holds him up against the cage and eventually Dinky drops back down to his feet.
Irvin lands an elbow inside.
Irvin slowing the pace effectively.
Irvin creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dinky's defenses.
Irvin lands an elbow inside that Dinky shrugs off.

Dinky's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
An inside leg kick lands from Irvin.
Bruce Irvin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick misses from Irvin.
Irvin throws a sloppy head kick and Dinky moves out of range easily.

Dinky has managed to clinch.
Dinky tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Irvin lands a nice knee to the body.
Irvin lands an elbow inside that Dinky shrugs off.

Inky Dinky's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Irvin leaning against his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Irvin lands an elbow inside.
Irvin is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Irvin lands an elbow inside that Dinky shrugs off.

Jeez, Inky Dinky's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Irvin creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dinky's defenses.
Irvin misses with a knee to the head.
Dinky tries to pull guard but Irvin holds him up against the cage and eventually Dinky drops back down to his feet.
Irvin lands a damaging elbow.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Inky Dinky's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bruce Irvin!
A relieved looking Bruce Irvin thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.