PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sladen Shockner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shockner kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is This is the new shit. Sladen Shockner has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Shockner
vs
The One Armed Man

205 cm
30
275 lbs
12 - 13 - 0

185 cm
20
240 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent knees
Determined

PEGASUS FIGHT WEAR ( $ 7 and Laundering 90% )

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sladen Shockner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The One Armed Man gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Shockner.
The fight stays on the outside here - The One Armed Man looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The One Armed Man connects with an inside leg kick.
Shockner tries to clinch

and The One Armed Man moves into the clinch.
Shockner tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shockner effectively controlling the action here.
The One Armed Man lands a nice knee to the body.
Shockner takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Sladen Shockner has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shockner blocks an elbow strike.
Shockner struggles to land a body shot inside as The One Armed Man controls his hands.
Shockner is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Shockner throws a head punch that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shockner managing to block the knees to the body from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man cracks Shockner with a nice body shot.
The One Armed Man lands a right hand that snaps the head of Shockner backwards.
The One Armed Man crunches a lovely knee into Shockner's ribcage.
Shockner is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. The One Armed Man is defending well for now.
The One Armed Man crunches a lovely knee into Shockner's ribcage.
The One Armed Man unloads a knee to the mid-section. Shockner lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Shockner is breathing heavily.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
The One Armed Man lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The One Armed Man scores a nice knee to the body.
The One Armed Man is trying to drag Shockner to the mat but Shockner just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
The One Armed Man tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Shockner avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Shockner jumps guard but The One Armed Man turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
The One Armed Man lands an elbow inside.
The One Armed Man lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Shockner.
The One Armed Man stalling in the clinch.
A knee to the head by The One Armed Man.
Nice elbow from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man lands a nice knee to the body.
The One Armed Man lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Shockner backwards.
The One Armed Man lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The One Armed Man goes for a takedown attempt but Shockner pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Donk. The One Armed Man catches Shockner right on the button with a cross.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man scores with a spinning back kick!
The One Armed Man cracks the inside of Shockner's front leg.
The One Armed Man lands a nice hook to Shockner's body. Shockner takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The One Armed Man fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

The One Armed Man fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Shockner, pushing him back against the cage.
The One Armed Man cracks Shockner with a nice body shot.
The One Armed Man misses with a knee strike.
The One Armed Man slows down the pace here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Shockner's defenses.
A left hand lands to the body for The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Shockner tries to circle away but The One Armed Man has him pinned against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Shockner landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A right hand to the body from The One Armed Man.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe The One Armed Man dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sladen Shockner's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

The One Armed Man scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

The One Armed Man fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Shockner, pushing him back against the cage.
The One Armed Man misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Shockner.
Shockner blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Shockner tries to throw a body punch but The One Armed Man avoids it by throwing Shockner back against the cage.
The One Armed Man unloads a knee to the mid-section. Shockner lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The One Armed Man crunches a lovely knee into Shockner's ribcage.
Shockner takes an elbow to the forehead.
The One Armed Man putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Shockner in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The One Armed Man lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The One Armed Man taking a breather.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The One Armed Man cracks Shockner with a nice body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A body shot lands from The One Armed Man.
A right hook to the body lands for The One Armed Man.
A bit of stalling here from The One Armed Man.
Shockner takes an elbow to the forehead.
A left hand lands to the body for The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The One Armed Man using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The One Armed Man misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as The One Armed Man takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The One Armed Man putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Shockner in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. The One Armed Man obliges.
The One Armed Man slows down the pace here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
The One Armed Man using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Shockner has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from The One Armed Man.

Sladen Shockner's cut is getting worse.
The One Armed Man putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Shockner in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The One Armed Man crunches a lovely knee into Shockner's ribcage.
The One Armed Man lands an elbow inside.

Sladen Shockner's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
A right handed body shot lands from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man connects with a knee to the head.
Shockner takes an elbow to the forehead.

The One Armed Man has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Shockner is trying to keep an underhook but The One Armed Man manages to get the takedown into half guard.
The One Armed Man winds up and cracks Shockner with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
The One Armed Man keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shockner is looking for a sweep. The One Armed Man is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

The One Armed Man is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. The One Armed Man connects with a nice short shot to Shockner's temple.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The One Armed Man not doing much here.
Shockner trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
The One Armed Man has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Shockner's face.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man looking to control but Shockner is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
The One Armed Man lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
The One Armed Man with a couple of short strikes.

Shockner is rocked!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Sladen Shockner's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Joe The One Armed Man!
Joe The One Armed Man decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.