PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tommy My Chick Bad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman comes into the arena with Huey Lewis and The News - Hip to be Square blaring out of the sound system. My Chick Bad has chosen Game Over as his entrance music. Tommy My Chick Bad has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bateman
vs
My Chick Bad

195 cm
27
275 lbs
21 - 6 - 0

195 cm
25
270 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

5th Round Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tommy My Chick Bad!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman throws an overhand right that lands on My Chick Bad's shoulder, as My Chick Bad tries to avoid the shot.
My Chick Bad shoots and misses
and Bateman counters with a head kick. That will keep My Chick Bad thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Bateman tries to move into range but My Chick Bad moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bateman throws a nice inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bateman misses with a kick to the body
and My Chick Bad counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bateman avoids a kick to the body.
Bateman swinging wildly here.
Bateman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from My Chick Bad.
Bateman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from My Chick Bad.
Bateman throws a low kick but My Chick Bad avoids it.
Bateman staying out of range there.
Bateman throws a push kick but My Chick Bad slaps the foot to one side.
My Chick Bad is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
My Chick Bad lands a nice shot to the body.
My Chick Bad throws an overhand right that lands on Bateman's shoulder, as Bateman tries to avoid the shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman misses with a looping left.
Bateman slips under a jab.
My Chick Bad throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Bateman gets cracked with a nice right hand there by My Chick Bad.

Bateman is rocked!
BAM! My Chick Bad delivers a spinning backfist that drops Bateman like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Tommy My Chick Bad!
Tommy My Chick Bad is the new heavyweight champion!