PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pedro Pedofiili (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hiro Protagonist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pedofiili comes to the cage accompanied by Judas Priest - Breaking The Law. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Pedofiili
vs
Protagonist

185 cm
29
168 lbs
25 - 12 - 0

183 cm
31
195 lbs
21 - 8 - 1

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World class boxer
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pedro Pedofiili!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Hiro Protagonist!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Roosa Järviläinen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Protagonist throws a low kick but it's checked well by Pedofiili.
Protagonist chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Pedofiili can pounce on him.
Protagonist blocks a head kick by Pedofiili.
Pedofiili scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Protagonist uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Protagonist is looking to land body kicks.
Protagonist scores with a nice head shot.
Protagonist throws a low kick but it's checked well by Pedofiili.

Pedofiili rushes Protagonist and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Protagonist pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Protagonist clobbers Pedofiili with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Pedofiili is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Protagonist lands with a thumping leg kick.
Oh Pedofiili is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Pedofiili is breathing heavily.
Pedofiili ducks into an uppercut from Protagonist and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hiro Protagonist!
Hiro Protagonist managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Undead clothing. All items 10$, into his post fight interview.