PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fokk Yu Long (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). von Goethe's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, ERA - enae Volare Mezzo . Long has chosen I Wanna Fuck Your Sister as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Wolfgang von Goethe
vs
Yu Long

221 cm
27
289 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

200 cm
30
300 lbs
14 - 7 - 1

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Fokk Yu Long!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Marco Blurström and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
von Goethe throws out a leg kick but Long moves out of range and von Goethe only half commits.
Long scores with a hook to the body. von Goethe takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Long ducks under a wild hook from von Goethe.
von Goethe ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
von Goethe throws a lazy head kick
and Long counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jab, jab by Long - just one landing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
von Goethe throws a solid leg kick but Long takes the impact on his shin and smiles at von Goethe.
Long lands a glancing blow to the side of von Goethe's head.
von Goethe takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Long lands with a straight right. von Goethe didn't see that one coming.
von Goethe just misses with a punch to the body.
von Goethe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
von Goethe is breathing heavily.
von Goethe tries to grapple but his opponent circles
letting Long counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Long lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as von Goethe backs up against the cage.
Long rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and von Goethe counters with an outside leg kick.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Long swings for the body but von Goethe moves out of range.
von Goethe throws a right hand that misses
and Long cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
von Goethe takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A low kick from von Goethe is predictable there
and Long counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Long. von Goethe does a little dance to reset his feet.
Long moves out of range of the leg kick from von Goethe.
von Goethe misses with a straight left.
von Goethe bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Long lands a right hook to the body.
Nice defenses there by Long.
von Goethe misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Long scores with a jab to the head.
von Goethe wants to clinch
and Long counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A low kick from von Goethe misses
and Long counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Long throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent von Goethe stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Long is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! von Goethe had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Long catches von Goethe with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A jab lands there for Long.
Long lands a nice looking body shot.
Long slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Long misses with a looping right.
Long throws out a powerful jab.

von Goethe is rocked!
von Goethe throws a lazy head kick
and Long counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Oh von Goethe is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Long throws an uppercut from hell that sends von Goethe clean off his feet! He's out cold! Long stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Fokk Yu Long!