PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between War Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and S. Keletor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Keletor. Chooooooooon! I think Machine might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to War Machine. Keletor has chosen Spineshank - New Disease as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Machine
vs
Keletor

203 cm
25
278 lbs
14 - 2 - 0

210 cm
27
278 lbs
19 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
World class MT
Good gas tank

Convicted Trap House
Conviction

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, War Machine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, S. Keletor!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Keletor connects with a good right hand that stumbles Machine. Machine circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Machine is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Machine fails with an attempt to clinch.
Keletor steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Machine. That one must have hurt.
Donk. Keletor catches Machine right on the button with a cross.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Machine misses with a head kick.

Machine moves into the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Keletor.
Keletor has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Machine tries to break the clinch but Keletor is controlling the position.
Machine misses with a hook from the clinch.
Keletor looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Keletor trying to stall but Machine improves his position.
Machine lands a body shot in the clinch.
Machine lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Keletor misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Machine misses with the head strike.
Machine pushes off an throws an elbow but Keletor leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Keletor prevents Machine from breaking the clinch.
Machine throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Keletors head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Keletor tries a body shot but Machine blocks it.
Machine lands with a light punch inside.

Machine's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Keletor lands a head shot.
Keletor moves out of range of the body kick.
Machine turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Machine.
Keletor looks for the body kick but Machine saw that one coming.
A good leg kick by Machine.
Keletor looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Keletor shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Machine counters with a low kick, right behind Keletor 's knee.
Machine scores with a decent looking hook.
Keletor has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Machine.
Machine connects with a crisp jab.
Keletor checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Machine misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Machine cracks Keletor with a hook to the temple - Keletor is on wobbly legs here! Machine swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Keletor falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Machine wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). War Machine!
Post fight, War Machine stared into the camera and said 'Back to Eternia Bitch!!!!'.