PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Taizu Temujin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Jeremy
vs
Temujin

187 cm
24
214 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

195 cm
21
220 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
KO power

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Taizu Temujin!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, James Glass and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Temujin attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Jeremy is looking to clinch but Temujin is avoiding it.
Jeremy feints and then cracks Temujin's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Temujin down.
Temujin ducks right into an uppercut from Jeremy.

It looks like Taizu Temujin has been cut.
Temujin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jeremy was well out of range. Poor timing from Temujin.

Jeremy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Jeremy prevents a body shot from Temujin.
Temujin is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jeremy is defending well for now.
Jeremy tries for a takedown but Temujin manages to get underhooks.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Jeremy landing knees to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Temujin trying to stall but Jeremy improves his position.
Jeremy takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Ron Jeremy has been cut.
A short right from Temujin.
Temujin is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Temujin using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jeremy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Temujin stalling.

Jeremy escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jeremy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jeremy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Temujin moves away.
Temujin looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Temujin tries to clinch but Jeremy is having none of it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jeremy. That's going to slow Temujin down.
Temujin looks gassed!
Jeremy blocks a jab.
Jeremy lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jeremy scores with a punch to the head.
Jeremy wants to clinch.
Jeremy scores with a nice head shot.

Temujin is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Temujin tries to keep at a distance but Jeremy has taken the fight into the clinch.
Temujin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jeremy's elbow.
Jeremy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Temujin's elbow.
Jeremy looking to throw knees to the head but Temujin is blocking nicely.
Jeremy scores with a shot to the side of Temujin's head.
Temujin tries a body shot but Jeremy blocks it.
Temujin tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jeremy misses with a knee strike.
Temujin blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jeremy landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Jeremy connects with a knee to the head.
Temujin is still on wobbly legs! Can Jeremy finish him?
Jeremy looking to throw knees to the head but Temujin is blocking nicely.
Temujin seems to have recovered his senses.
Jeremy lands a nice knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Temujin on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Jeremy lands an elbow just above Temujin 's eye.

That has opened up Taizu Temujin's cut even more.
Jeremy manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Jeremy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Temujin is defending well for now.
Jeremy wants to stall.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Temujin obliges.
A head punch on the inside from Temujin fails to land.
Jeremy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Temujin gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Temujin avoids the elbow strike from Jeremy, against the cage.
Temujin avoiding damage.
Jeremy misses with a body punch.
Temujin misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Temujin tries to land knees in the clinch but Jeremy avoids the damage to the body.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Temujin.
Good body shot from Temujin.
Jeremy is leaning against Temujin and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Temujin tries to land knees in the clinch but Jeremy avoids the damage to the body.
Jeremy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Temujin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jeremy wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Temujin misses with a punch on the inside.
Jeremy throws an elbow that misses.
Jeremy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Temujin with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jeremy looking to slow down the pace here.
Jeremy looking to throw knees to the head but Temujin is blocking nicely.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeremy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Temujin's brow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Jeremy dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Temujin throws a hook but Jeremy avoids it easily.
Ron Jeremy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jeremy tries to clinch up but Temujin circles away and keeps his distance.
Temujin closes the distance looking to clinch
and Jeremy counters with a nice leg kick.
Jeremy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Temujin.

Jeremy moves into range and clinches up with Temujin.
Ron Jeremy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Temujin is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Temujin misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy avoiding damage as Temujin throws knees to the body.
Temujin lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jeremy looking to throw knees to the head but Temujin is blocking nicely.

Jeremy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Temujin moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy wants to clinch
and Temujin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Temujin checks a leg kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Temujin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Temujin throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jeremy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Temujin.
Temujin throws a low kick, looking for Jeremy's leg but Jeremy calmly moves out of range.
Temujin walks into a stiff left hand from Jeremy.
Temujin swings widly with a right hand
and Jeremy counters with a right hand to the body.
Temujin is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy connects with a nice cross there... Temujin is looking wobbly and Jeremy recognises it - he's rushed in and lands two more brutal shots that send Temujin to the canvas, out cold! A brutal finish to the fight - Jeremy jumps onto the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ron Jeremy!