PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Piet Snot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mauri Kunnas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snot comes to the cage accompanied by Lil Wayne - Drop the World. Kunnas has chosen Jumal x10 Lavis - Jeesus as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Snot
vs
Kunnas

185 cm
28
265 lbs
16 - 9 - 0

205 cm
30
270 lbs
21 - 7 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Resistance

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Piet Snot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Mauri Kunnas!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Kenichi Hosakawa and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kunnas tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Snot fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Snot shoots for a takedown but Kunnas saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Snot lands a leg kick that knocks Kunnas off balance momentarily.
Snot tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kunnas throws a low kick, looking for Snot's leg but Snot calmly moves out of range.
Snot throws an overhand right that lands on Kunnas's shoulder, as Kunnas tries to avoid the shot.
Snot looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Kunnas is fending him off so far but Snot persists. Nope, Kunnas circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Piet Snot. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Snot throws a good cross that connects.
Snot throws a series of punches but Kunnas moves out of range.
Kunnas motions for Snot to come forward. Kunnas throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Snot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kunnas moves away from the strike by Snot.
Snot falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kunnas counters with an outside leg kick.
Snot tried to score with a low kick but Kunnas checks it.
Snot pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kunnas connects with a right hand. Snot shakes it off.
Snot throws a head kick but Kunnas moves out of range.
Snot misses with a hook. Kunnas ducked under it nicely.
Piet Snot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kunnas lands a nice shot that snaps Snot's head back.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Snot is defended easily by Kunnas.
Snot pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kunnas scores with a nice body kick.
Snot takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kunnas connects with a looping right hand.
Snot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Snot jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A thudding body kick lands there by Snot!
Kunnas looks for the body kick but Snot saw that one coming.
Snot throws a nice outside leg kick.
Snot scores with a decent looking hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kunnas misses with a head kick.
Snot swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kunnas counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Snot.
Snot misses the jab.
Kunnas wants to clinch.
Snot throws a nice looking combination but Kunnas bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Snot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Snot just misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snot misses with a body kick.
Snot is looking to chop away at Kunnas's legs.
Snot misses with a double jab.
Snot throws a hook to the side of Kunnas's head but Kunnas sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Snot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kunnas was well out of range. Poor timing from Snot.
Mauri Kunnas is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Snot misses with a body kick.
Snot connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kunnas momentarily.
Kunnas checks a low kick from Snot.

Snot shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kunnas is working to get back to half guard.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Kunnas wants to control but Snot is having none of it.
Snot misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Snot unloads with some shots from mount but Kunnas bucks and avoids them well.
Kunnas is looking to improve his position but Snot isn't that keen on the idea.
Snot throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Snot misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Snot unloads with some shots from mount but Kunnas bucks and avoids them well.
Snot trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Snot is really struggling to control Kunnas but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Kunnas avoids a series of strikes thrown by Snot.
Poor strikes thrown by Snot there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Snot wants to control the pace but Kunnas is squirming around nicely.
Kunnas blocking the ground and pound.
Snot trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Snot throws some wild stikes that Kunnas manages to avoid easily.
Snot controlling his opponent.
Kunnas taking shots to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Snot working Kunnas over with strikes here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Snot throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Kunnas because Snot loaded up on that one.
Kunnas really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

Snot working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Kunnas really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Snot. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Snot prevents Kunnas from getting the reversal.
Snot has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Kunnas is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Snot raining down hammerfists from mount.
Snot throws some wild stikes that Kunnas manages to avoid easily.
Snot trying to control but he's not successful this time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Snot sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Piet Snot dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Snot checks a leg kick.
Snot misses with a body shot.
Kunnas blocks the body kick.
Kunnas takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Kunnas keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Snot throws a leg kick but Kunnas sees it coming and moves out of range.
Kunnas misses with a kick to the body.
Kunnas tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Snot manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A jab from Snot misses.
Kunnas throws a sloppy head kick and Snot moves out of range easily.
Snot throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Kunnas counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Snot is lucky that one didn't land flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snot shoots in but no luck this time.
Snot jabs Kunnas to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Kunnas is breathing heavily.
Snot throws out a leg kick but Kunnas moves out of range and Snot only half commits.
Kunnas throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kunnas misses with a low kick.
Snot pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Piet Snot is winning the standup battle so far.
Kunnas stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Snot.
Kunnas swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Snot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kunnas was well out of range. Poor timing from Snot.
Snot throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kunnas counters with a nice body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kunnas ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kunnas swings for the body but Snot moves out of range.
Kunnas showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Snot.
Snot looks to score with a jab to the body but Kunnas is just out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A cross from Snot lands.
Snot explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Snot motions for Kunnas to come forward. Snot throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Snot misses with a two punch combination.
Snot misses with a looping left.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snot throws a sloppy body shot
and Kunnas counters with a head kick.
Snot is looking to score with low kicks.
Snot fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Kunnas is out of range.
Kunnas throws a leg kick
and Kunnas takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A clash of legs there as Kunnas blocks the low kick.
Kunnas checks a low kick from Snot.
Kunnas takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Snot misses with a head kick.
Snot thuds a left hand into Kunnas's body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Snot tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snot just misses with a punch to the body.
Kunnas fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Snot.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Kunnas.
Snot looks to land a right hand but Kunnas moved out of range.
Snot blocks a low kick nicely.
Snot throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Snot fails with a takedown attempt.
Snot throws a quick inside leg kick.
Kunnas takes a head kick and keeps coming.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Snot just misses with a punch to the body.
Kunnas moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Snot swings for the body but Kunnas moves out of range.
Kunnas takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Kunnas sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.

Kunnas gets caught napping as Snot dives in and scores a takedown. Kunnas manages to retain guard.
Snot controlling from the top position.
Snot stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kunnas swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Snot is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Snot scoring well with a low kick there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Snot misses with a hook to the body
and Kunnas counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Snot fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Kunnas is out of range.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Snot throws a hook but Kunnas avoids it easily.
Kunnas ducks under a wild hook from Snot.
Snot throws an off balance right hand
and Kunnas counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Snot is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Kunnas checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Snot looks for the body kick but Kunnas saw that one coming.
Kunnas buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Kunnas defending well as Snot loads up on a big left hand.
Snot swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Snot's corner calls for a 1-2. Snot obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Snot.
Kunnas moves out of range as Snot strikes.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Snot.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Piet Snot. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Snot blocks a leg kick.
Kunnas tries to clinch up.
Snot cracks Kunnas with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Kunnas keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Snot tries a head kick but it misses.
Snot misses with a body shot.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Snot throws a sloppy head kick and Kunnas moves out of range easily.
Snot misses with an attempted mid kick.
Snot misses with a body kick.
Snot tries to work over Kunnas's front leg with a kick but Kunnas checks it.
A head kick by Snot misses
and Kunnas counters with an outside leg kick.
Snot avoids the head kick by Kunnas.
Kunnas looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kunnas moves out of range of the body kick.
Kunnas scoring well with a low kick there.
Snot swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kunnas counters with a good low kick that Snot was not able to check.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Piet Snot dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Snot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Snot tries to land a body kick
and Kunnas counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Kunnas slips under a jab from Snot.
A left lands for Snot.
Kunnas avoids the body shot from Snot.
Snot scores with a head kick. Kunnas tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Snot misses with a lunging right hand
and Kunnas counters with a straight right hand.

Kunnas gets a clinch.
Snot is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kunnas can do to turn this around?
Kunnas scores with a knee to the head.
Snot takes a knee right on the jaw!

It looks like Piet Snot has been cut.
Kunnas misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kunnas throws an elbow but it misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kunnas landing knees to the head.
Kunnas doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kunnas is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Snot is defending well for now.

Snot pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Snot connects with a crisp jab.
Kunnas keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Snot.
A cross from Snot lands.
Kunnas misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Snot throws a left and a right that both miss
and Kunnas counters with a leg kick.
Snot fails to land with a series of punches.
Snot misses with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snot moves out of range as Kunnas strikes.
Snot throws a hook to the side of Kunnas's head but Kunnas sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Snot swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Snot walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Kunnas takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Snot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kunnas moves away.
Snot is looking to land body kicks.
Kunnas has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Snot looks for the body kick but Kunnas saw that one coming.
Snot goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snot shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kunnas sprawls well. Kunnas wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Snot gets slowly back to his feet.
Kunnas throws the kick towards the body but Snot avoids it.
Snot getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Kunnas throws a low kick, looking for Snot's leg but Snot calmly moves out of range.
Snot misses with a hook to the body
and Kunnas counters with a slapping leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Snot. Kunnas does a little dance to reset his feet.
A slow jab from Snot misses its intended target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kunnas misses with a kick to the body.
Snot wants to land a leg kick but Kunnas is out of range.
Snot lands a head kick!
Snot throws a leg kick that misses.
Kunnas buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Snot thuds a left hand into Kunnas's body.
Snot waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kunnas.
Snot lands with a good body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snot throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Kunnas counters with a straight right hand.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Snot chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kunnas can pounce on him.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kunnas.
Snot changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Kunnas tries to avoid it but Snot manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Kunnas to the ground. Kunnas escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Snot misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kunnas.
Kunnas stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Piet Snot. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Good work by Snot as he checks the leg kick.
Snot misses with a body shot.
Snot takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Snot shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Snot misses with a kick to the body.
Snot digs a good body shot into Kunnas's ribs.
Snot connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kunnas's hands.
Snot misses the body punch
and Kunnas counters with an inside leg kick.
Snot checks a leg kick.
Snot just misses with a punch to the body.
Snot looks to land a left hand but Kunnas moved out of range nicely.
Snot scores with a jab to the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Snot throws a looping overhand right but Kunnas ducks down to avoid it.
Mauri Kunnas has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Kunnas misses with a low kick.
Snot falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kunnas counters with an outside leg kick.
Snot is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Snot.
Snot shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Kunnas eats them both and turns towards Snot to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Snot fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Kunnas is out of range.
Kunnas walks into a straight right hand from Snot.
Snot connects with a good right hand that stumbles Kunnas. Kunnas circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Piet Snot is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Snot takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Snot throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Snot finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A looping hook to the body misses from Snot. Kunnas does a little dance to reset his feet.
Snot misses with a looping left.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kunnas moves out of range as Snot strikes.
Kunnas showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Snot.
Kunnas pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Snot throws a sloppy head kick and Kunnas moves out of range easily.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Kunnas is looking to land body kicks.
Nice shot by Snot.
Snot feints and then cracks Kunnas's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kunnas down.
A clash of legs there as Kunnas blocks the low kick.
Kunnas takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Snot checks a leg kick nicely.
Kunnas fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Snot manages to avoid it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Snot thows a body shot but no joy.
Snot throws a poor cross that misses
and Kunnas counters with a head kick. That will keep Snot thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Snot lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Piet Snot showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Snot, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight for Piet Snot!
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight for Piet Snot!
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight for Piet Snot!

Piet Snot wins by unanimous decision!
Piet Snot thanked the fans post fight for their support.