PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Angola Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jirka Fukala (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bob comes to the cage accompanied by Im Too Sexy. Angola Bob is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Bob
vs
Fukala

190 cm
27
183 lbs
17 - 10 - 0

185 cm
26
182 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Angola Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jirka Fukala!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Fedor Mirinova and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fukala is trying hard to land a takedown here. Bob sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Fukala swings for the body but Bob moves out of range.
Fukala throws a lazy head kick
and Bob counters with a nice kick to the body.
Fukala throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Bob counters with a nice body shot.
Fukala throws a hook to the side of Bob's head but Bob sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fukala swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bob counters with a nice body kick.
Fukala looks gassed!
Fukala missing with a left hand there. Bob was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fukala misses with a hook to the body
and Bob connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fukala thows a body shot but no joy.
Bob throws a head kick that Fukala semi-blocks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bob throws a leg kick but Fukala checks it.
Fukala dives in and grabs Bob's left leg, looking for a takedown. Bob pushes down on Fukala's head and hops out.
Bob connects with a leg kick. Fukala looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Fukala doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Bob.
Bob scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fukala doesn't seem bothered though.
Bob scores with a leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A head kick misses from Bob.
A big right from Fukala misses.
Bob lands a nice leg kick that just misses Fukala's sensitive parts.
Fukala stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bob.
Bob avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bob fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fukala manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bob lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fukala is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Fukala waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bob.
Fukala looks to score with a jab to the body but Bob is just out of range.
Bob misses with a low kick.
Fukala throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fukala misses with a looping right.
Bob tries a low kick but Fukala avoids it.
Bob punishes Fukala's body with a nice straight punch.
Bob blocks the body kick.
Fukala throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bob.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fukala tries to land a front kick but Bob steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bob dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fukala. That did some damage!
Fukala on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bob connects with a leg kick. Fukala looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Bob tries a low kick but Fukala avoids it.
Bob is looking to wear down Fukala with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Fukala loads up on a big right hand but Bob slips the punch.
Fukala misses with a looping right.
Bob feints and then cracks Fukala's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Fukala down.
Bob with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Fukala checks a leg kick.
Bob slips under a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob connects with an inside leg kick.
Bob cracks a nice hook into Fukala's ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fukala tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bob throws a nice looking combination but Fukala bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Good shot there by Bob.
Jirka Fukala seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bob scoring well with a low kick there.
Bob with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bob thumps Fukala with a low kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bob looks to score with a jab to the body but Fukala is just out of range.
Bob throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fukala thows a body shot but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Angola Bob dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A solid leg kick lands there for Bob.
Fukala missing with a left hand there. Bob was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bob fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Fukala checks it well.
Fukala misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bob.
Fukala's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bob connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Fukala scrambles back to his feet.
Bob fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Fukala is out of range.
Fukala swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bob steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fukala.
Fukala moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Fukala swings away with a body shot that misses
and Bob counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Fukala takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob looks to score with a jab to the body but Fukala is just out of range.
Fukala shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bob but Bob pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Fukala is breathing heavily.
Fukala shoots in and drives through. Bob sprawls well.
Fukala takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A shot to the liver by Bob. Beautiful body shot.
Fukala will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Angola Bob has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jirka Fukala.
Bob stuns Fukala with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Bob cracks the inside of Fukala's front leg.
Fukala has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bob finds it's way round the side to connect with Fukala's head.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bob.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bob with a jab.
Bob connects with a leg kick. Fukala looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Angola Bob is winning the standup battle so far.
Bob stuns Fukala with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Fukala's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bob buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bob fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Fukala has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Fukala checks a low kick from Bob.
Fukala sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Bob lands with a slapping head kick.
Bob fakes the leg kick and cracks Fukala in the body.
Fukala takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bob lands a nice looking kick to the body. Fukala takes a step back to recover.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Fukala.
Bob lunges at Fukala with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Fukala's hand.
Bob slips a straight right by Fukala.
Bob pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fukala is out of range and Bob settles back down.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bob, right into the meat.
Fukala takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fukala sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Bob throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fukala.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bob.

Fukala is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob cracks Fukala with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Fukala falls to his knees and Bob doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Angola Bob!