PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesse Hall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Simpson
vs
Hall

185 cm
20
192 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

182 cm
30
181 lbs
12 - 18 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Great low kicks
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jesse Hall!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Robert Twigg and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Simpson misses with a head kick.
Simpson throws a lazy head kick
and Hall counters with a series of strikes. Simpson will be more careful next time no doubt.
A combination from Hall does no damage.
Hall avoids the head kick by Simpson.
Simpson wants to clinch up but Hall keeps it at a distance.
Hall takes a kick to the side of the head.
Hall takes a kick to the side of the head.
Simpson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hall swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hall misses with the combination.
Simpson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hall swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Simpson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hall avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hall throws a sloppy head kick and Simpson moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from Simpson.
Simpson tries to clinch but Hall is having none of it.
Hall throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Simpson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Simpson moves in looking to clinch but Hall pushes him off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson moves out of range of the leg kick from Hall.
Hall doesn't manage to clinch there - Simpson circles away.
Hall rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Simpson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hall throws a left and a right that both miss
and Simpson counters with a head kick. That will keep Hall thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Hall fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Simpson tries to clinch there but Hall circles away.
Simpson slips a jab and a cross from Hall.
Hall looks gassed!
Hall misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Simpson throws a head kick that misses.
Simpson feints and then cracks Hall's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Hall down.
Hall misses with a body kick.
Hall wants to clinch but Simpson slips to the side
and Simpson counters with a head kick.
Simpson tries a head kick but it misses.
Simpson throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Hall.

Hall is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Simpson throws a quick head kick that knocks Hall silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Simpson is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Homer Simpson!