PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mack Xyience Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Xyience Jr has chosen Woke Up This Morning as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

The One Armed Man
vs
Xyience Jr

185 cm
19
240 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

188 cm
27
255 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good knees
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mack Xyience Jr!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Xyience Jr blocks a low kick nicely.
The One Armed Man tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Xyience Jr was well out of range. Poor timing from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man swings away with a leg kick that misses.
The One Armed Man misses with a few strikes there.
A clash of legs there as Xyience Jr blocks the low kick.
Xyience Jr tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling The One Armed Man to counter with a crisp jab.
The One Armed Man displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Xyience Jr.
The One Armed Man ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Xyience Jr moves away.
Xyience Jr closes the distance but The One Armed Man moves to the side
and The One Armed Man counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Xyience Jr wants to clinch.
Xyience Jr looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Xyience Jr lands with a kick to the temple. The One Armed Man shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

Xyience Jr has taken the fight to the clinch.
Xyience Jr throws an elbow but it's blocked.
The One Armed Man has Xyience Jr pushed against the cage.
The One Armed Man with an attempt at a knee that misses.
The referee calls for The One Armed Man to work.
The One Armed Man lands a hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Mack Xyience Jr has been cut.
Xyience Jr looking to stall.
Xyience Jr throws an elbow but it misses.
Xyience Jr looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Xyience Jr creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Xyience Jr just misses with a elbow thrown towards The One Armed Man's brow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man avoids a wild elbow strike from Xyience Jr.
Xyience Jr pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Xyience Jr misses with an elbow strike.
The One Armed Man slowing the pace effectively.
Xyience Jr creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Xyience Jr tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Xyience Jr throws an elbow but it misses.
Knees to the body from The One Armed Man.
Xyience Jr looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short right hand to the side of the head by The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man stalling against the cage.
The One Armed Man looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Xyience Jr should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The One Armed Man lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A nice right hand lands inside from The One Armed Man.
Xyience Jr throws an elbow but it's blocked.
The One Armed Man dodges an elbow strike from Xyience Jr.
The One Armed Man stalling against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Xyience Jr throws an elbow but misses.
A short right from The One Armed Man.
A shot in the inside from The One Armed Man.
The One Armed Man digs a right hand into Xyience Jr's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Xyience Jr's gas tank.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The One Armed Man blocks the elbow strike.
The One Armed Man is stalling here.
Xyience Jr throws an elbow but it misses.
The One Armed Man lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The One Armed Man tries to throw a body punch but Xyience Jr avoids it by throwing The One Armed Man back against the cage.
The One Armed Man blocks an elbow strike from Xyience Jr.
A short right hand to the side of the head by The One Armed Man.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The One Armed Man tries to land knees in the clinch but Xyience Jr avoids the damage to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

The One Armed Man breaks from the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The One Armed Man throws a low kick but Xyience Jr avoids it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Xyience Jr looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe The One Armed Man dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mack Xyience Jr's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Xyience Jr checks a leg kick.
The One Armed Man misses with a low kick as Xyience Jr jumps back.
Xyience Jr slips a jab and a cross from The One Armed Man.
Xyience Jr walks into a straight right hand from The One Armed Man.
Xyience Jr looks to clinch
and The One Armed Man counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Xyience Jr tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but The One Armed Man paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The One Armed Man finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The One Armed Man looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The One Armed Man throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Xyience Jr fails with an attempt to clinch.
The One Armed Man lands a slapping body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Xyience Jr moves out of range of the strikes.
The One Armed Man scores with a jab to the head.
Xyience Jr tries to clinch there but The One Armed Man circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Xyience Jr manages to avoid it.
Mack Xyience Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The One Armed Man pivots, looking for a leg kick but Xyience Jr is out of range and The One Armed Man settles back down.
Nice defenses there by Xyience Jr.
The One Armed Man lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by The One Armed Man.

That has opened up Mack Xyience Jr's cut even more.
Xyience Jr moves in looking to clinch but The One Armed Man pushes him off.
Xyience Jr misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Xyience Jr is breathing heavily.
The One Armed Man misses with a wild body shot.
The One Armed Man is looking to wear down Xyience Jr with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The One Armed Man throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The One Armed Man feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Xyience Jr's calf.
The One Armed Man fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Xyience Jr on the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The One Armed Man scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The One Armed Man misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mack Xyience Jr is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The One Armed Man cracks Xyience Jr with a good jab.

The cut above Mack Xyience Jr's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Nice uppercut lands for The One Armed Man. That snapped Xyience Jr's head back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Xyience Jr blocks the low kick.
The One Armed Man swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Xyience Jr.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Xyience Jr checks the leg kick nicely there.
Xyience Jr has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from The One Armed Man finds it's way round the side to connect with Xyience Jr's head.

Mack Xyience Jr's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Mack Xyience Jr's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Joe The One Armed Man!