PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Uncomfortable Positions (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulohot Yokohama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yokohama is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Metallica - All Nightmare Long. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Positions
vs
Yokohama

178 cm
26
178 lbs
20 - 9 - 0

178 cm
26
177 lbs
22 - 7 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Milwaukee's Best $48 - 159's

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Uncomfortable Positions!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hulohot Yokohama!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Positions wants to land a leg kick but Yokohama is out of range.
Positions swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Yokohama ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Positions moves away.
Yokohama goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Positions throws a body punch but Yokohama moves out of range.
Positions throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Positions avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Yokohama ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Positions lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Yokohama misses the shot to the body.
No joy there for Positions, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Positions tries to bum rush Yokohama with a series of wild strikes but Yokohama uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Positions throws a series of punches but Yokohama avoids them all with ease.
A solid leg kick lands there for Yokohama.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Positions blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Positions tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Positions can't find room to land a body shot as Yokohama controls the action.
Positions blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Positions misses with a short punch on the inside.
Positions scores with a hook to the body.
Positions tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Yokohama blocking some punches.
Positions lands with a short shot to the head.
Positions stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Yokohama blocking some punches.
Positions goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Yokohama blocks an uppercut.
Positions misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Yokohama misses with some punches.
Yokohama scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Yokohama wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yokohama is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Yokohama breaks the clinch.
Positions tried to score with a low kick but Yokohama checks it.
Positions with a nice cross.
Positions keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Yokohama missing with a left hand there. Positions was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Positions throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Positions checks a leg kick nicely.
Positions scoring well with a low kick there.

Positions moves into range and clinches up with Yokohama.
Yokohama misses with some punches.
A left hand lands to the body for Positions.
Positions fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Yokohama blocks an uppercut.
Yokohama tries to land a knee to the head but Positions blocks with his arms.
Positions scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Positions tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Yokohama misses with a short punch on the inside.
Yokohama blocks a body shot from Positions.
Yokohama tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Positions's elbow.
Yokohama swings wildly with an uppercut but Positions uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right from Yokohama on the inside.
Yokohama misses with the head strike.
Positions lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Yokohama misses with a short punch on the inside.
Yokohama working hard to break the clinch.
Positions misses with the head strike.
Yokohama wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Positions has him pressed against the cage.
Yokohama lands a left hand.
Positions's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Yokohama wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Positions blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Positions working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Positions misses with a punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Positions softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Positions tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A shot in the inside from Positions.
Yokohama working aggressively here.
Yokohama tries a body shot but Positions blocks it.
Positions lands a body punch in the clinch.
Positions misses with a short punch on the inside.
Positions lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Still in the clinch, Positions scores with a nice short uppercut.
Yokohama is trying to force a seperation but Positions has the dominant position.
Yokohama fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Yokohama wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Positions has him pressed against the cage.
Yokohama swings wildly with an uppercut but Positions uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Positions lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short right from Positions.
Yokohama misses with a knee strike.
Positions misses with a punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Uncomfortable Positions dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Positions shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Yokohama pinned against the cage. Yokohama gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Positions lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Positions swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Positions misses with a low kick.
Yokohama lands a leg kick that knocks Positions off balance momentarily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Yokohama.
Yokohama ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

Positions closes the distance and pushes Yokohama back into the cage.
Yokohama has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Good body shot from Positions.
Yokohama tries to break free but Positions pushes him back against the cage.
Positions misses with the head strike.
Yokohama has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yokohama misses with a punch on the inside.
Positions lands a body shot.
Positions goes for a takedown attempt but Yokohama pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Positions swings widly with a right hand
and Yokohama counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Positions checks a leg kick.
Yokohama throws a low kick but Positions avoids it.
Yokohama tries a low kick but Positions avoids it.
Positions throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Yokohama sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Yokohama throws a leg kick but Positions sees it coming and moves out of range.
Yokohama slips a jab from Positions.
Positions goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Yokohama throws a solid leg kick but Positions takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Yokohama.
Positions slips under a jab from Yokohama.
A leg kick checked by Positions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Positions takes a swing at Yokohama's ribcage but misses.
Positions swings away with a body shot that misses
and Yokohama makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Positions dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Yokohama. That did some damage!
Positions throws the left hand but Yokohama avoids the punch easily.
Positions swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Yokohama lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Positions scoring well with a low kick there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Positions tried to score with a low kick but Yokohama checks it.

Positions moves into range and clinches up with Yokohama.
Yokohama tries to break the clinch but Positions is controlling the position.
Positions misses with a punch to the body.
Yokohama tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Positions presses Yokohama against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Yokohama misses with some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yokohama fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Yokohama.
Positions has a couple of punches blocked by Yokohama.
Positions misses with a punch on the inside.
Yokohama fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Yokohama fails to land.
Positions blocking some punches.
Positions fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Yokohama doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Yokohama.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Yokohama.
Positions lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Yokohama backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Yokohama.
Yokohama misses with the head strike.
Yokohama blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Yokohama.
Yokohama swings wildly with an uppercut but Positions uses good head movement to avoid it.
Uncomfortable Positions has scored more points in the clinch so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Positions working aggressively here.
Yokohama blocking some punches.

Yokohama's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Yokohama blocks the body kick.
Yokohama walks into a jab.
Positions blocks a leg kick.
Uncomfortable Positions is winning the standup battle so far.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Yokohama ducks under a wild hook from Positions.
Positions displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Yokohama throws a head kick that misses.
Positions has his takedown stuffed
and Yokohama counters with a slapping leg kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Uncomfortable Positions. That's going to take a lot out of him.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Yokohama throws a leg kick but Positions sees it coming and moves out of range.

Positions gets a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Uncomfortable Positions will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Positions lands with a thumping leg kick.

Positions moves into range and clinches up with Yokohama.
Positions misses with a hook to the ribs.
Positions takes a knee right on the jaw!
Positions misses with a body punch.
Positions tries a body shot but Yokohama blocks it.
Positions scores with a shoulder strike.
Yokohama with a knee to the head.
Positions tries to work over Yokohama's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A shot in the inside from Positions.
Yokohama working hard to break the clinch.
Yokohama blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Yokohama fails to land.
Positions misses with a hook to the ribs.
Yokohama has had enough of the clinch but Positions keeps him there for the moment.
Positions scores with a shot to the side of Yokohama's head.
Positions lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Yokohama breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Positions lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Yokohama moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Positions tries to clinch up.
Positions scores with a punch to the head.
Yokohama checks a leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Yokohama misses.
Yokohama waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Positions.
Positions throws a shot to the body.
Yokohama throws the left hand but Positions avoids the punch easily.
Positions throws a nice outside leg kick.
Yokohama circles away from the clinch attempt.
Positions staying out of range there.
Hulohot Yokohama has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Positions shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Yokohama but Yokohama pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Yokohama throws a leg kick but Positions checks it.
Yokohama slips under a jab.
Yokohama takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Yokohama lands a leg kick that knocks Positions off balance momentarily.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Positions moves into the clinch.
Yokohama fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Yokohama misses with the head strike.
Yokohama misses with a short punch on the inside.
Positions prevents Yokohama from breaking the clinch.
Positions lands with a light punch inside.
A short right from Positions.
Yokohama throws a head punch that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Positions keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Yokohama's efforts to push away.
Positions lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Positions throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Yokohamas head.
Yokohama misses with some punches.
Positions is working Yokohama over against the cage.
Yokohama is looking to break free of the clinch but Positions has double underhooks.
Positions lands a left hand.
Positions scores with a nice hook to the head.

Yokohama is rocked!
Positions swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Yokohama is still on wobbly legs! Can Positions finish him?
A short left from Positions.
Yokohama misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Yokohama misses with a punch to the body.
Yokohama misses with the head strike.
Yokohama makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Positions creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Yokohama with a big uppercut! Yokohama tries to clinch up but Positions pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Yokohama to the mat! Yokohama covers up and Positions unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Uncomfortable Positions!