PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeremy Foster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Seymore Buttz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Foster comes to the cage accompanied by Friggin In The Riggin. Buttz has chosen Eye Of The Tiger as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Seymore Buttz is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Foster
vs
Buttz

182 cm
25
220 lbs
10 - 10 - 0

189 cm
27
215 lbs
9 - 8 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Charlie Wang's Nutrition and Laundry
STEEL PENN'S SKIN SHOP

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jeremy Foster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Seymore Buttz!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Buttz throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Foster shoots in for a takedown but Buttz shows good takedown defense.
Foster doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Buttz misses with a hook
and Foster counters with a nice leg kick.
Buttz lands a right hook to the body.

Buttz tries to sprawl but Foster drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Buttz blocking the ground and pound attempt from Foster.
Buttz blocking the ground and pound attempt from Foster.
Foster stops Buttz from getting back to his feet.
Buttz really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Foster. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Foster is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Foster wants to lay and pray for a moment but Buttz keeps working.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Foster is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Foster throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Foster is controlling the pace.
Foster looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Buttz with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Foster thows a huge punch but Buttz dodges it nicely.
Foster trying to control the action but Buttz is working from the bottom.
Foster has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Buttz is trying to stand back up but Foster is controlling him
Foster lands strikes from half guard.
Foster not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Buttz tries to kick Foster off but Foster keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Foster works his way into side control.
Foster throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Buttz parries the strikes from Foster easily there. Foster is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Buttz to escape.
Foster is looking to take a break and control but Buttz is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Buttz dodges the ground and pound from Foster.
Foster trying to control the action but Buttz is working from the bottom.
Foster cracks Buttz with a big right hand but Buttz just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An elbow from Foster crashes against the mat.
Foster working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Foster is looking to take a break and control but Buttz is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Foster in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Buttz is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jeremy Foster!