PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cumin Getsum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cumin Getsum acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Turd
vs
Getsum

175 cm
27
163 lbs
7 - 8 - 0

180 cm
26
165 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cumin Getsum!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Jonathan Paton and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Turd looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Turd trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Turd wants to pass the guard but Getsum is keeping the position.

Getsum has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Turd can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Turd trying to stand up but can't free himself from Getsum's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Getsum is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Turd is aware though and is defending well.
Getsum utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Turd working some strikes from top position.
Turd with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd thows a big elbow that misses.
Getsum avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Turd missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Turd in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Turd in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Getsum throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Turd with a nice head shot there.
Turd has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Getsum is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Getsum has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Turd can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Turd works over Getsum with some ground and pound from guard.

Getsum is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Turd loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Turd with a flurry of punches that miss.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Getsum's head.
Turd missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Getsum is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Getsum is looking for a triangle but Turd pushes his legs off easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Getsum is keeping the position for now.
Turd working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

Getsum is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Turd is aware though and is defending well.
Turd is working Getsum over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Turd landing with the ground and pound.
Getsum can't keep his opponent in guard - Turd advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Turd lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Turd wants to stand up but Getsum has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Getsum tries to roll over but Turd keeps him under control.
Turd looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd lands strikes from half guard.
Turd scores with a couple of good hammerfists.

Getsum is rocked!
Turd lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Getsum! More strikes land and this one is all over! Turd jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). One Turd!