PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sumpo Klumpo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Craig Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Craig Brown was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Klumpo
vs
Brown

190 cm
24
221 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

191 cm
24
212 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Sumpo Klumpo!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Craig Brown!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brown tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Klumpo throws a looping overhand right but Brown ducks down to avoid it.
Brown keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Klumpo.
Brown cracks Klumpo with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Brown scores with a crisp jab that stopped Klumpo in his tracks.
Klumpo slips a jab and a cross from Brown.
Brown throws a hook to the side of Klumpo's head but Klumpo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Klumpo buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Brown swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Brown throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Brown keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Klumpo.
Brown fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Klumpo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klumpo connects with a crisp jab.
A solid body kick from Brown.
Klumpo throws a hook but Brown blocks it.
Brown circles away from the clinch attempt.
Klumpo throws a lazy right hand but Brown sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Klumpo tries to land a leg kick but Brown saw it coming and moves away.
Brown throws a leg kick
and Klumpo counters with a stiff right hand.
Brown throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Klumpo's head.
Craig Brown is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Brown connects with the punch.
Brown doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown throws a head kick but Klumpo moves out of range.
Brown walks into a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Klumpo throws a push kick but Brown slaps the foot to one side.
Brown is looking to clinch but Klumpo is avoiding it.
Klumpo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Klumpo slips a jab and a cross from Brown.
Klumpo tests Brown's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Brown throws out a loose jab but Klumpo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Klumpo's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Klumpo duly obliges.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown tries to clinch up but Klumpo circles away and keeps his distance.
Klumpo fails with the takedown.
Klumpo fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Brown misses the jab.
Brown throws a leg kick but Klumpo sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Brown is looking to chop away at Klumpo's legs.
Klumpo wants to slow Brown down by chopping away at his legs.
Klumpo takes one on the button.
Klumpo attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Klumpo misses.
Brown lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Klumpo misses with a low kick.
Klumpo misses with a head kick.
Klumpo doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Brown counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Klumpo thinking.
Klumpo avoids the body shot from Brown.
Brown cracks Klumpo with a good jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Klumpo throws an overhand right that lands on Brown's shoulder, as Brown tries to avoid the shot.
Klumpo slips a jab from Brown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Craig Brown will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Klumpo throws an off balance right hand
and Brown counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Brown cracks Klumpo with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Klumpo tries to clinch there but Brown circles away.
Brown slips a straight right by Klumpo.
Klumpo shoots in looking for a takedown but Brown manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Klumpo's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Brown keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Klumpo.
Brown keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Brown fails in his attempt to clinch.
Brown steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Klumpo.
Brown is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Klumpo.
Good work by Brown as he checks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown misses with a looping right.
A slapping leg kick lands for Brown.
Craig Brown seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nice defenses there by Klumpo.
Klumpo will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Decent striking displayed by Brown there.
Brown lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Klumpo lands a jab to the nose.

Klumpo drives through with a takedown into guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Brown uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Klumpo staying out of range there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown looks to throw the jab but Klumpo is out of range.
Klumpo misses with a wild body shot.
Brown waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Klumpo.
Klumpo throws a hook to the side of Brown's head but Brown sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Brown misses with a looping left.
Brown misses with a straight right.
Brown clobbers Klumpo with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A chopping leg kick lands by Brown.
Klumpo throws a nice inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Klumpo misses with a low kick.
Brown rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Klumpo moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Brown lands a body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Brown.
Klumpo's corner calls for a 1-2. Klumpo obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Klumpo is looking to land body kicks.
Klumpo avoids a punch combination nicely.
Brown scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brown stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Brown wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sumpo Klumpo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Brown fails to land with a series of punches.
Klumpo ducks under a wild hook from Brown.
Brown throws a series of punches but Klumpo avoids them all with ease.
Brown fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Klumpo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Brown throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Brown jabs Klumpo to the body, keeping him at a distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brown will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Brown thows a body shot but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Craig Brown showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Klumpo's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Klumpo throws a leg kick but Brown moved away.
Klumpo closes this distance looking for a takedown but Brown circles away.
Brown scores with a jab to the jaw.
Nice cross by Brown.
Klumpo slips under a jab from Brown.
Brown slips a jab from Klumpo.
Brown throws a chopping leg kick but Klumpo manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Brown uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Klumpo has time to react.
Klumpo tries for a takedown but Brown sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Danga de danga de dang - Brown scores with a four punch combination!

Klumpo is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Both fighters circle each other, looking for something big. Brown moves in and throws an overhand right. That hurt Klumpo! Brown continues to tee off on Klumpo, landing with a left and a right! Brown connects with a right hand that leaves Klumpo sleeping against the cage! What a finish by Brown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Craig Brown!
Craig Brown is the new light heavyweight champion!