PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between I Fights (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steven Seagal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fights's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Rudies all Around. Seagal has chosen Cripple Fight by Droon as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Fights
vs
Seagal

194 cm
27
277 lbs
8 - 9 - 0

210 cm
27
277 lbs
14 - 6 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent MT
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

Murder Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, I Fights!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Steven Seagal!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Valeri Chadov and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fights shoots and misses
enabling Seagal to counter with a crisp jab.
Fights with a lazy takedown attempt
and Seagal counters with a straight right hand.
A right-left combo lands from Seagal.

It looks like I Fights has been cut.
Fights shoots and misses
and Seagal counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for I Fights. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Seagal scores with a nice head shot.
Fights gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Seagal counters with a stiff right hand.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Fights enables Seagal to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Fights manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.

Fights has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Seagal doesn't defend quickly enough and Fights has managed to lock this one up! Can Seagal escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Fights on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). I Fights!