PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Deez Nuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vasili Gregorovitsj (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nuts's entrance music is Deez Nuts. A fine choice. Gregorovitsj has chosen Do You Really Want To Hurt Me - Culture Club as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Deez Nuts could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Vasili Gregorovitsj's chin.

Nuts
vs
Gregorovitsj

190 cm
18
196 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

187 cm
22
185 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Prefers ground

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Organic Extracts

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Deez Nuts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vasili Gregorovitsj!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gregorovitsj tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Gregorovitsj - that will leave a mark!
Gregorovitsj dodges the punch combination from Nuts.

Nuts bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Nuts prevents Gregorovitsj from escaping the position.
Gregorovitsj tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Nuts wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Gregorovitsj tries to escape but Nuts is in control.
Nuts wants to take a breather but Gregorovitsj manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Nuts.
Nuts throws and elbow that misses. Gregorovitsj uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Nuts's guard. Nice move by Gregorovitsj!
Gregorovitsj postures up.
Gregorovitsj tries to stand but Nuts is controlling from the bottom.
Nuts looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Nuts checks a leg kick.
Nuts stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Gregorovitsj.
Gregorovitsj connects with a good right hand that stumbles Nuts. Nuts circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The fight stays on the outside here - Gregorovitsj looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A big left from Nuts misses.
Vasili Gregorovitsj is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nuts connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Gregorovitsj momentarily.
A punch combination from Nuts misses.
Nuts swinging wilding here.

Nuts scores with a takedown into Gregorovitsj's guard.
Nuts is breathing heavily.
Gregorovitsj is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Nuts is controlling him.

Gregorovitsj uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Gregorovitsj throws a quick inside leg kick.
Gregorovitsj moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Gregorovitsj chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nuts swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nuts misses with a two punch combination.
Nuts dances in with a quick combination. Gregorovitsj is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Nuts snaps Gregorovitsj's head back. Gregorovitsj stumbles backwards against the cage. Nuts steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Gregorovitsj's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Gregorovitsj just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Deez Nuts!