PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rammon Dekkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dekkers has chosen House Of Pain as his entrance music. One Turd has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Turd
vs
Dekkers

175 cm
26
163 lbs
6 - 8 - 0

170 cm
23
160 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rammon Dekkers!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Russell Pearce and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dekkers lands with a kick to the ribs.
Dekkers throws a nice inside leg kick.
Turd circles away from the clinch attempt

and Turd counters with a single leg into guard. Dekkers didn't expect that.
Dekkers is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Turd is controlling him.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Turd accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Turd accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Turd won't allow Dekkers to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dekkers wants to stand up but Turd is controlling him.
Turd in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Turd scoring with punches to the head and body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd with a flurry of punches that miss.
Dekkers wants to stand but Turd is controlling the position.
Turd content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Turd landing with the ground and pound.
Turd scoring with punches to the head and body.
Dekkers is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Turd with a nice head shot there.
Dekkers utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Dekkers utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Turd with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd chips away with some ground and pound.
Dekkers wants to stand and escape but Turd is having none of it.
Turd is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Turd missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Dekkers is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Turd is controlling him.
Turd with a nice head shot there.
Dekkers wants to get back to his feet but Turd is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Dekkers looks gassed!
Turd keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Dekkers's head.
Turd lands a couple of digs.
Turd working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Turd postures up and lands a big shot to Dekkers's brow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd cracks Dekkers with a solid left hand.
Turd lands a couple of elbows.
Turd scoring with punches to the head and body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dekkers wants to get back to his feet but Turd is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Turd keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Dekkers's head.
Turd is working Dekkers over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Turd with a nice head shot there.

Dekkers kicks Turd off and gets to his feet.
Rammon Dekkers seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turd punishes Dekkers's body with a nice straight punch.
Dekkers showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Turd.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Turd checks a leg kick.
A low kick from Dekkers is predictable there
and Turd counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Turd will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dekkers thows a leg kick but Turd checks it

and Turd counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Dekkers's guard now.
Dekkers wants to get back to his feet but Turd is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Dekkers keeping full guard, as Turd tries to pass.
Turd prevents Dekkers from getting back to his feet.
Turd chips away with some ground and pound.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Turd is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Dekkers working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Turd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.

Turd thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

One Turd dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Nice sprawl there from Turd as Dekkers shoots in.

Turd gets the takedown into side control.
Dekkers takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Turd working the body and head with strikes.
Dekkers takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Turd has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Dekkers takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Dekkers wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Dekkers is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Turd lands a few punches from side control.

Turd working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dekkers is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Turd has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Dekkers is breathing heavily.
Turd working the ground and pound.
Turd lands a nice forearm strike.
Check out the look on Turd's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Dekkers tries to escape but Turd is in control.
Dekkers taking a bit of punishment here - Turd scoring with strikes.
Dekkers tries to escape but Turd is in control.
Turd scoring with punches and elbows.
Turd cracks Dekkers with a big elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd is working Dekkers over with some ground and pound from side control.
Turd works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Dekkers is pushing Turd's head away, looking to escape. Turd manages to hold on to the position though.
Turd grinds an elbow into Dekkers's temple.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd working the ground and pound.
Turd is putting a hurting on Dekkers here, landing some big shots from side control.
Turd scores with punches from side control.
Turd lands a few punches from side control.
Turd scores with punches from side control.
Turd cracks Dekkers with a big right hand but Dekkers just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Dekkers is trying to get back to his feet.
Turd landing a few strikes.
Turd is working Dekkers over with some ground and pound from side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd grinds an elbow into Dekkers's temple.
Dekkers is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Turd works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Dekkers taking punishment in the form of punches.
Turd scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Dekkers to see if he's OK.
Dekkers is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Turd looks up at the clock and then as Dekkers takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Turd smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Dekkers on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Dekkers is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Turd creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Dekkers wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Turd cracks Dekkers with an elbow. That is naaassty.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd landing a few strikes.
Dekkers takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Dekkers wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Turd scores with a couple of short elbows.

Turd tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Turd working the head with strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd working the head with strikes.
Dekkers tries to escape but Turd is in control.
Dekkers taking punishment in the form of punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

One Turd dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Dekkers with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Turd to score with a decent uppercut.
Dekkers throws a leg kick which misses Turd's front leg but catches the back leg as Turd tries to avoid it.
Dekkers turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dekkers scores with a leg kick.
Dekkers connects with an inside leg kick.
Turd has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dekkers.
Dekkers scores with a kick to the midsection.
Dekkers moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dekkers goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A combination from Dekkers does no damage.
Dekkers throws a head kick but Turd moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dekkers with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dekkers catches Turd with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Dekkers shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Turd pinned against the cage. Turd gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Dekkers throws a nice inside leg kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Turd crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Dekkers - the referee stops the clock and Turd gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Dekkers. Turd manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Turd tries a head kick but it misses.
Dekkers tries for a takedown but Turd circles away easily

and Turd counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Rammon Dekkers has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dekkers wants to get back to his feet.
Turd is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Dekkers wants to get back to his feet.
Dekkers has hold of Turd's hands but Turd slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Turd landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Turd tries to pass the half guard into mount. Dekkers knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Dekkers is trying to stand up here but Turd is controlling him well.
Turd takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Ground and pound from Turd.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Dekkers avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Turd.
Turd works his way into side control.

Turd tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Turd has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Dekkers managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Turd.
One Turd is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Turd cracks Dekkers with a big elbow.
Dekkers tries to escape but Turd is in control.
Turd is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Dekkers will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Turd is putting a hurting on Dekkers here, landing some big shots from side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dekkers wants to get back to his feet but Turd is dominant here and he's now got Dekkers's back!
Turd looking to soften up his opponent with punches.
Turd connects with a series of strikes and the referee is calling for Dekkers to escape the position.
One Turd overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Turd is working the ground and pound. Can Dekkers escape?
Turd controls the action.
Dekkers looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.
Turd has good solid back control here.
Turd throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Dekkers!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dekkers controlling the position well but he knows he's in a bad position.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to One Turd.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Turd, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 30:26
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 30:26
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... One Turd!