PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cain Laborina (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes to the cage accompanied by Santana Ft Everlast - Put Your Lights On. Eric Cartman could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Cain Laborina's chin.

Cartman
vs
Laborina

170 cm
28
180 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

176 cm
25
180 lbs
14 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

XTREME PWNAGE
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[B2F] Born 2 Fight

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Cain Laborina!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Yukihiro Shimada and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Laborina's waist but Laborina gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Cartman off to one side.
Laborina throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Laborina feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Cartmans jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Laborina throws a quick inside leg kick.
Laborina tries a low kick but Cartman avoids it.
Laborina throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman shoots for a takedown but Laborina saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Laborina misses with a head kick.
Cain Laborina is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Laborina pivots, looking for a leg kick but Cartman is out of range and Laborina settles back down.
Laborina throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cartman counters with a nice body shot.
Laborina takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Cartman keeps the fight on the outside.
Cartman misses with a takedown attempt - Laborina sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Laborina throws a quick inside leg kick.
Laborina takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman fails with the takedown
and Laborina counters with a stiff right hand.
The fighters circling - Laborina throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Laborina misses with a low kick.
Cain Laborina seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Cartman bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman scores with a couple of short elbows.
Cartman postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Laborina looks to move to half guard but instead Cartman has passed into mount! Damn!
Cartman throwing strikes here but Laborina is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Cartman throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Cartman dominating with strikes here.
Cartman working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Cartman throws some wild stikes that Laborina manages to avoid easily.
Cartman dominating with strikes here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Laborina is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
A big strike lands for Cartman! That's really hurt Laborina and he's turned his back - Cartman keeps firing away and the ref dives in to stop the fight! Cartman jumps to his feet to celebrate the victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eric Cartman!
Eric Cartman retains his welterweight title!