PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lolcake Roflcake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Phil Henderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Roflcake
vs
Henderson

186 cm
19
205 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

186 cm
18
205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Lolcake Roflcake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Phil Henderson!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Henderson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Roflcake misses with a shot to the body

and Henderson counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Henderson throwing strikes but missing.
Roflcake wants to get back to his feet but Henderson is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Henderson working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Roflcake's head.
Roflcake wants to stand and escape but Henderson is having none of it.
Henderson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Henderson is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Henderson lands a couple of elbows.
Henderson trying to control but Roflcake is working from the bottom.
Henderson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Roflcake is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Henderson is controlling him.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Henderson scoring with some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roflcake wants to stand up but Henderson is controlling him.
Henderson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Roflcake avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Roflcake knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Henderson on the ground.
Henderson advances to half guard.
Roflcake wants to get back to his feet.
Roflcake is breathing heavily.
Henderson has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Henderson wants to control the pace but Roflcake is squirming around nicely.
Henderson with shots to the head and body - Roflcake looks very uncomfortable down there.
Henderson punching from mount but Roflcake doing a good job of avoiding damage.

Henderson is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Roflcake is surviving well by controlling Henderson's body position as best he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Henderson looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Henderson working Roflcake over with strikes here.
Henderson controlling the position easily from mount.
Henderson raining down shots from the mount!
Henderson postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Roflcake looks a forlorn figure.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Henderson breaks from Roflcake's wrist control and lands an elbow.
A nice elbow there by Henderson.
Henderson wants to control the pace but Roflcake is squirming around nicely.
Henderson is landing with some decent strikes but Roflcake is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
You get the feeling that Roflcake really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Henderson working Roflcake over with strikes here.
Henderson lands a heavy elbow.
Roflcake taking shots to the head.
Roflcake takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Roflcake is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Henderson landing strikes, looking to finish!
Henderson is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Henderson landing strikes from the mount.
Henderson lands a heavy elbow.
Henderson working the ground and pound effectively.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Henderson postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Roflcake looks a forlorn figure.
Roflcake taking shots to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Henderson working away from the top, dropping strikes.

Henderson is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Roflcake has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Henderson punishing his opponent with strikes.
Henderson raining down shots from the mount!
Roflcake taking shots to the head.
Henderson punishing his opponent with strikes.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Henderson lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Roflcake hang on?
Henderson lands a heavy elbow.
Henderson is landing with some decent strikes but Roflcake is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Henderson breaks from Roflcake's wrist control and lands an elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Phil Henderson dominated that round.
That's time! Roflcake's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Henderson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Henderson misses with a takedown
and Henderson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
No joy there for Roflcake, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Henderson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Henderson avoids the body shot from Roflcake.
Henderson shoots for a takedown but Roflcake saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Lolcake Roflcake has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Phil Henderson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Henderson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Roflcake.
Roflcake misses with a hook

and Henderson counters with a nice double leg into side control. Roflcake won't be happy with that.
Roflcake is pushing Henderson's head away, looking to escape. Henderson manages to hold on to the position though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phil Henderson has got the better of the ground game so far.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Roflcake is working to avoid the ground and pound but Henderson connects with a decent elbow.
Henderson working the head with strikes.
Roflcake is pushing Henderson's head away, looking to escape. Henderson manages to hold on to the position though.
Henderson fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Roflcake taking punishment in the form of punches.

Henderson in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Roflcake is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Phil Henderson!