PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between G Kar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thor Oakenhorse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kar comes to the cage accompanied by Feed the Fire. Oakenhorse has chosen TechnoViking - TechnoVikiing as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that G Kar has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily G Kar seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Kar
vs
Oakenhorse

194 cm
28
265 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

185 cm
28
270 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, G Kar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Thor Oakenhorse!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Alyssa Summers and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kar throws a nice outside leg kick.
Kar moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Oakenhorse throws a right hand that misses
and Kar counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Kar lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Thor Oakenhorse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Oakenhorse tries for a takedown but Kar circles away easily
and Kar counters with a big head kick but Oakenhorse shrugs it off.
Oakenhorse misses with a hook
and Kar counters with a stiff right hand.
Kar scores with a head kick.
Oakenhorse misses with a jab to the body
and Kar counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Oakenhorse looks gassed!
Oakenhorse misses with a takedown attempt
and Kar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kar lands a jab to the nose.
Kar fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Kar cracks a nice hook into Oakenhorse's ribs.
Kar lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Kar scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kar scores with a push kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oakenhorse chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kar can pounce on him.
Kar connects with a body shot.
Kar thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Oakenhorse if he has to take too many more of those.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kar throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kar goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Oakenhorse is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Kar.
G Kar is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Oakenhorse drops his hands momentarily and Kar takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Oakenhorse takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Good leg kick by Kar there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Oakenhorse avoids a punch combination nicely.
Oakenhorse drops his hands momentarily and Kar takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Kar. That's going to slow Oakenhorse down.
Kar lands with a thumping leg kick.
Oakenhorse with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kar counters with an inside leg kick.
G Kar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Thor Oakenhorse.
Kar lands a glancing blow to the side of Oakenhorse's head.
Kar throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Kar moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kar digs a good body shot into Oakenhorse's ribs.
Kar looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kar lands a jab to Oakenhorse's midsection.
Kar lands with a kick to the temple. Oakenhorse shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Kar bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Kar throws a nice outside leg kick.
Kar lands a head kick. Oakenhorse smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Kar throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Kar lands with a left to the head.
Kar lands an elbow inside.
Kar lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Kar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Oakenhorse backwards.
Kar with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Oakenhorse is trying desperately to land a takedown but Kar is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Oakenhorse.
Kar lands a shoulder strike.
Oakenhorse takes a knee right on the jaw!
Kar connects with a knee to the head.
Kar landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A body shot lands from Kar.
Oakenhorse doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kar lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Kar.
Oakenhorse blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kar scores with a shot to the side of Oakenhorse's head.
Kar with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Oakenhorse has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Kar is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Oakenhorse prevents a body shot from Kar.
Oakenhorse lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Kar utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kar blocks an uppercut.
Kar lands a shot to the body.
Oakenhorse's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Kar creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

Oakenhorse manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Karis looking to pass into half guard but Oakenhorse pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Oakenhorse is in guard.
Kar keeping moving, preventing Oakenhorse from controlling successfully.
Kar looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Oakenhorse is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Kar preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kar pulls Oakenhorse in close to prevent any damage.
Oakenhorse loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

G Kar dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Oakenhorse misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Kar counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Oakenhorse swings away with a body shot that misses

and Kar counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Kar is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Oakenhorse can do to turn this around?
Oakenhorse blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Oakenhorse misses with a hook from the clinch.
Oakenhorse misses with the head strike.
Kar is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Kar landing knees to the body.
Kar working Oakenhorse over with knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Kar.
A hook to the body from Kar.
Kar lands a shot to the body.
Kar lands a body punch in the clinch.
Kar putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Oakenhorse in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kar.
Kar lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Kar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Oakenhorse backwards.
Kar trying to land knees to the body.
Kar lands with a light punch inside.
Kar gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Oakenhorse struggles to land a body shot inside as Kar controls his hands.
Nice body punch from Kar.
Kar is working Oakenhorse over against the cage.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Kar with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kar throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kar scores with a shot to the side of Oakenhorse's head.
Oakenhorse managing to block the knees to the body from Kar.
Kar is working Oakenhorse over against the cage.
Kar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Oakenhorse lands a body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Oakenhorse.
Oakenhorse lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Kar tries to land a knee to the head but Oakenhorse blocks with his arms.
Oakenhorse lands a nice shot to the body.
Oakenhorse lands a shot to the body.
Oakenhorse lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Oakenhorse is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Kar misses with a body punch.
Oakenhorse is leaning against Kar and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A right hand to the body from Kar.

Oakenhorse wants the takedown. Kar is fighting it off but Oakenhorse persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Kar's guard against the cage.
Oakenhorse looking to pass the guard.
Kar has control of Oakenhorse's left arm, preventing Oakenhorse from doing any damage.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Kar is on top in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Oakenhorse looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Kar advances to half guard.
Kar controlling the pace.
Oakenhorse wants to improve his position but Kar is controlling well.
Kar wants to take a breather but Oakenhorse is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kar is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Oakenhorse is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.

Oakenhorse looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Well, if Kar is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of G Kar.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kar.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kar throws a right and a left that both miss.
Oakenhorse misses with a jab to the body
and Kar counters with a thumping low kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Kar.
A nice combination there by Kar.
Kar chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Oakenhorse takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Kar scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Oakenhorse takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Oakenhorse takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Oakenhorse on the wrong end of a nice hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Kar tenderised Oakenhorse's leg. Oakenhorse is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kar scores with a jab to the jaw.
Oakenhorse closes the distance looking to clinch
letting Kar counter with a right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kar throws a nice inside leg kick.
Kar scores with a hook to the body. Oakenhorse takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Kar throws a nice head kick!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kar throws a combination. Oakenhorse tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Oakenhorse throws an ugly left hook that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
G Kar is winning the standup battle so far.
Oakenhorse dodges the punch combination from Kar.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

G Kar dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Kar lands a leg kick that knocks Oakenhorse off balance momentarily.
Oakenhorse has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Oakenhorse there as he acknowledges the shot.
Kar lands a front kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kar.
Kar feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Oakenhorse's calf.
Kar throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Kar tries to clinch up but Oakenhorse circles away and keeps his distance.
Oakenhorse swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Kar counters with a thumping low kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Oakenhorse takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Oakenhorse takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kar feints and then cracks Oakenhorse's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Oakenhorse down.
Kar displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oakenhorse doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Kar.
Oakenhorse swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kar counters with a left to the body.
Kar with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kar lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Kar scoring well with a low kick there.

Kar forces Oakenhorse back against the cage and clinches.
A head punch on the inside from Oakenhorse fails to land.
Kar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Oakenhorse.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short right from Kar on the inside.

Kar pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kar connects with a leg kick. Oakenhorse looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Kar lands a nice shot that snaps Oakenhorse's head back.
Kar connects with a leg kick. Oakenhorse looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oakenhorse on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kar feints and then cracks Oakenhorse's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Oakenhorse down.
Kar thumps Oakenhorse with a low kick.
Kar lands a front kick.

Kar gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Kar lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Kar stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Kar lands a good knee to the midsection. Oakenhorse won't want to take too many of those.
Kar lands a shot to the body.
Kar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Oakenhorses head.
Kar lands a hook that snaps the head of Oakenhorse backwards.
Kar lands an elbow just above Oakenhorse 's eye.
Kar scores with a knee to the head.
Oakenhorse's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kar scores with a hook to the body.
Oakenhorse avoiding damage as Kar throws knees to the body.
Kar lands a body shot in the clinch.
Oakenhorse tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Oakenhorse takes an elbow to the forehead.
Kar misses with a knee strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kar is leaning against Oakenhorse and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Kar is working Oakenhorse over against the cage.
Kar lands a nice uppercut.
Kar lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Oakenhorse backwards.
Oakenhorse misses with a punch on the inside.
Kar scores with a knee to the head.
Kar lands an elbow just above Oakenhorse 's eye.
Kar looking to throw knees to the head but Oakenhorse is blocking nicely.
Kar tries a body shot but Oakenhorse blocks it.
Oakenhorse blocks the elbow strike.
Oakenhorse scores with a hook to the body.
Oakenhorse tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Oakenhorse digs a right hand into Kar's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kar's gas tank.
Oakenhorse drops down looking for an ankle pick but Kar pulls his leg out and moves away.
Oakenhorse has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Kar.
Kar connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Oakenhorse throws an off balance right hand
and Kar counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Oakenhorse thinking.
Oakenhorse swings away with a body shot that misses

and Kar counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Kar.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kar lands a body shot in the clinch.
Oakenhorse working aggressively here.
Oakenhorse managing to block the knees to the body from Kar.
Kar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kar.
Thor Oakenhorse has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Oakenhorse backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kar.
Kar crunches a lovely knee into Oakenhorse's ribcage.
Kar lands an elbow inside that Oakenhorse shrugs off.
Kar lands a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kar.
Oakenhorse misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kar.
Kar crunches a lovely knee into Oakenhorse's ribcage.
Kar takes a shot to the head.
Kar lands with a right to the head.
Kar tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Kar throws a knee to the head but misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Oakenhorse looking for a takedown.
Oakenhorse misses with some punches.
Kar lands an elbow just above Oakenhorse 's eye.
Kar utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

Oakenhorse gets control of Kar's arms and successfully pulls guard. Oakenhorse will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.

And that's the end of the fight!
G Kar showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Kar, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:25
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 30:25
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... G Kar!