PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Stevie Walker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mini Me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Walker kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Thugs. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Walker
vs
Me

168 cm
23
157 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

168 cm
24
155 lbs
12 - 5 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Stevie Walker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mini Me!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Elvis Blanc and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Me's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Walker connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Me scrambles back to his feet.
Me misses with a left hand
and Walker counters with an outside leg kick.
Walker displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Me throws out the jab.
Walker scores with a jab to the head.
Me bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Walker's head.

It looks like Stevie Walker has been cut.
Me throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Walker counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Me tries to clinch up.
Walker lands a nice leg kick that just misses Me's sensitive parts.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Walker connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Me tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Walker counters with a nice low kick that buckles Me's knee momentarily.
Stevie Walker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walker lands with a straight right. Me didn't see that one coming.
Walker missing with a left hand there. Me was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Me lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Me is looking to clinch.
Walker lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

It looks like Mini Me has been cut.
Me misses the shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walker takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Me is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Mini Me is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Me swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Walker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Me shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Walker eats them both and turns towards Me to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

Walker is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Me throws a right and a left that Walker avoids nicely.
Me walks into a straight right hand from Walker.
Walker motions for Me to come forward. Walker throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Me takes a kick to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walker ducks under a wild hook from Me.
Walker looks for the body kick but Me saw that one coming.
Me throws a right hand that Walker ducks under and follows up with a left that Walker also avoids with ease.
Me throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Walker counters with a nice uppercut.
Walker scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Me slips a jab and a cross from Walker.
Me tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Me takes a swing at Walker's ribcage but misses.
A jab lands there for Me.
Me moves out of range as Walker strikes.
Walker swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Me counters with a right hand to the body.
Me ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Walker moves away.
Me tries to clinch up.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Walker scores with a jab.
Me misses with a wild combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Stevie Walker will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Me slips a straight right by Walker.
Walker fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Me takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Me needs to keep his hands up - Walker had a free shot at his head there.
Me pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Walker back to the cage. Me follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Oh Walker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Walker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Walker seems to have got his legs back now.
Me digs a good hook to Walker's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walker misses the body punch

and Me counters with a big uppercut that knocks Walker off his feet! Me dives into side control looking to finish!
Walker is trying to get back to half guard.
Me tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Walker tries to improve position but can't.
Me working away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Mini Me has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Me misses with a two punch combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Walker throws a lazy uppercut
and Me counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Stevie Walker's cut is getting worse.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Walker!
Me misses with a left hand
and Walker finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Mini Me seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Walker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Me.
Me misses with a right hand
and Walker counters with a thumping low kick.
Me tries to clinch
and Walker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Me throws a lazy uppercut
and Walker counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Me.
Walker avoids the body shot from Me.
Me takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Me bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Walker looks to land a left hand but Me moved out of range nicely.
Walker throws a low kick, looking for Me's leg but Me calmly moves out of range.
Me throws a looping overhand right but Walker ducks down to avoid it.
Me tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Walker counters with a good low kick that Me was not able to check.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mini Me showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Me slips under a jab from Walker.
Walker tries a low kick but Me avoids it.
Walker throws out a loose jab but Me uses good head movement to avoid it.
Me lands with a nice body punch.
Walker moves out of range as Me strikes.
Me scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Walker scores with a punch to the head.
Walker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Me manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walker staying out of range there.
Me rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Walker counters with a nice low kick that buckles Me's knee momentarily.
Me swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Walker counters with a low kick, right behind Me 's knee.
Me scores with a nice head shot.
Walker will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Me lands an overhand right.
Me tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Me takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Me lands a jab to Walker's midsection.
Me misses the body punch
and Walker counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Me misses with a hook to the body
and Me takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Me fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Walker manages to avoid it.
Me swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling Walker to counter with a crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Me throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Walker counters with a left to the body.
Walker misses with a left hand
and Me counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Me jabs Walker right on the nose. Walker blinks but takes it well.

Stevie Walker's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Walker shoots in looking for a takedown. Me tries to sprawl out of it but Walker keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Me manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Walker shoots in but Me avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Me throws a poor cross that misses
and Walker counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Me lands with a nice body punch.
Me swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Walker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Walker circles away from the clinch attempt.
Walker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Walker does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Me misses with a combination
and Walker makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mini Me really dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Walker misses with a straight left.
Walker takes a swing at Me's ribcage but misses.
Me tries to clinch but Walker is having none of it.
Me throws a body punch but Walker moves out of range.
Me throws a poor cross that misses
and Walker counters with a lovely shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Me misses with a hook.
Me throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Me misses with a left hand
and Walker counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Me thinking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Walker finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Me misses with a right hand
and Walker counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Walker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Me moves away.
Me feints a jab promting Walker to slip. Me then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Walker slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Me lands a nice looking body shot.
A shot to the body from Me misses
and Walker counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A thudding body kick lands there by Walker!
Walker swings widly with a right hand
and Me counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Me is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Walker uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Me.
Me darts in trying to clinch
and Walker makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Me has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Me there as he acknowledges the shot.
Some wild striking there from Me.
Walker's corner calls for a 1-2. Walker obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Me rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Walker counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Me rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Walker counters with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Walker misses with a shot to the body
and Me counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Me tries to close the distance and clinch but Walker swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Walker.
Walker ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Walker. Me shrugs it off though.
Walker wants to slow Me down by chopping away at his legs.
Me tries to clinch up but Walker circles away and keeps his distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Stevie Walker had his way with Mini Me in that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Me throws a poor cross that misses
and Me takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Walker misses with a low kick.
Nice jab there from Walker.
Me misses with a body punch
and Walker counters with a two punch combo.
Me misses with an uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Me ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Walker moves away.
Me is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Walker.
Me throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Me jabs at Walker's body.
Walker tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A nice inside leg kick there by Walker. That's going to slow Me down.
Walker cracks Me with a right hand to the side of the head.
Me tries to clinch but Walker moves away
and Walker counters with a nice uppercut.
Me fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Walker manages to avoid it.
Me looks to score with a jab to the body but Walker is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Me tries to clinch
and Walker counters with a thumping low kick.
Me on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A slow jab from Walker misses its intended target.
Me rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Walker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Walker does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Me doesn't manage to clinch there - Walker circles away.
Me misses with a jab to the body
and Walker makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Me steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Walker.
Walker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Me.
Me uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Walker.
Me throws a lazy right hand but Walker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Me misses with a wild body shot.
Me pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Walker just misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Me keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Me misses with a lunging right hand
and Walker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A looping hook to the body misses from Me. Walker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Me misses with a right hand
and Walker counters with a left to the body.
Me ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Some wild striking there from Walker.
Walker connects with a body shot that sends Me's belly button to the back.

And that's the end of the fight!
Stevie Walker showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Walker has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 48:47
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 48:47
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 48:47

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stevie Walker!
Stevie Walker retains his featherweight title!