PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Raf Gon DIas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Me Myself Irene (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gon DIas comes to the cage accompanied by Before I Forget. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Gon DIas
vs
Myself Irene

185 cm
22
177 lbs
7 - 7 - 1

190 cm
23
175 lbs
7 - 8 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
World class MT
Powerful

NUT UP or SHUT UP (153q Rec. /$20)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Raf Gon DIas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Me Myself Irene!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, John Mangel and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Irene blocks a head kick by Gon DIas.
A nice leg kick lands there from Irene.
Irene scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Gon DIas throws a half hearted mid kick.
Irene tries to land a leg kick but Gon DIas saw it coming and moves away.
Gon DIas throws a head kick that misses.
Gon DIas misses with a double jab
and Irene counters with a nice low kick that buckles Gon DIas's knee momentarily.
Irene connects with a right hand. Gon DIas shakes it off.
Irene throws a head kick that half lands.
Irene slips a jab and a cross from Gon DIas.
Irene blocks a head kick by Gon DIas.
Gon DIas takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Gon DIas is breathing heavily.
Irene lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Irene lands a jab to the nose.
Irene ducks under a wild hook from Gon DIas.
Irene lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Irene thuds his right hand into Gon DIas's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
That kick from Irene tenderised Gon DIas's leg. Gon DIas is trying to keep his angry face on.
Irene lands with a nice body kick.
Irene darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Irene lands a nice looking body kick.
Irene fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

Gon DIas is rocked!

It looks like Raf Gon DIas has been cut.
Raf Gon DIas seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Irene, right into the meat.
Irene throws a nice inside leg kick.
Irene fakes the leg kick and cracks Gon DIas in the body.
Irene scores with a head kick.
Oh Gon DIas is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Irene connects with a solid leg kick.
Gon DIas takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Gon DIas on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Gon DIas is holding his hands too far apart here. Irene throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Gon DIas is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Me Myself Irene!