PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Chuck The Icemizzle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hiroshimo Hiro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hiro has chosen My Hero as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

The Icemizzle
vs
Hiro

178 cm
23
175 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

175 cm
28
183 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chuck The Icemizzle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hiroshimo Hiro!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, John Kavanagh and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Icemizzle uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hiro.
Hiro shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and The Icemizzle counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hiro throws a predictable looking body shot
and The Icemizzle counters with a nice uppercut.
A shot to the liver by The Icemizzle. Beautiful body shot.
Hiro takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The Icemizzle thuds a left hand into Hiro's body.
The Icemizzle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hiro.

Hiro feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The Icemizzle on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if The Icemizzle tries to get out of the position.
Hiro wants to control from the top but The Icemizzle keeps moving.
Hiro postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

The Icemizzle pushes Hiro off and gets back to his feet.
The Icemizzle loads up on a big right hand but Hiro slips the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hiro scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. The Icemizzle doesn't seem bothered though.
The Icemizzle bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Hiro's head backwards.
Hiro blocks a jab.
Hiro lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
The Icemizzle misses with a two punch combination.
The Icemizzle connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The Icemizzle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hiro moves away.
The Icemizzle swings for the body but Hiro moves out of range.
The Icemizzle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hiro moves away.
The Icemizzle steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hiro.

Hiro shoots in and bounces The Icemizzle off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hiro sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed The Icemizzle's guard.
Hiro wants to take a breather but The Icemizzle is having none of it.
Hiro not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The Icemizzle looks like he's trying to stand up.
The Icemizzle blocking the ground and pound attempt from Hiro.
Hiro is looking to advance position but The Icemizzle won't allow it.
Hiro is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hiro pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. The Icemizzle is keeping the position for now.
The Icemizzle knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Hiro on the ground.
The Icemizzle is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The Icemizzle keeping full guard, as Hiro tries to pass.
Hiro with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Hiro throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as The Icemizzle works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Hiro stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. The Icemizzle swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The Icemizzle wants to stand up but Hiro is controlling him.
Hiro thows a big elbow that misses.
Hiro trying to control but The Icemizzle is working from the bottom.
The Icemizzle working a defensive guard here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Chuck The Icemizzle will probably get the nod.
That's time! The Icemizzle's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Hiro looks to land a combination but The Icemizzle avoids it well.
Hiro fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The Icemizzle scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hiro doesn't seem bothered though.
The Icemizzle lands an overhand right.
Hiro moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
A slow jab from The Icemizzle misses its intended target.
The Icemizzle tries to bum rush Hiro with a series of wild strikes but Hiro uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hiro shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. The Icemizzle defends it nicely.
The Icemizzle jabs at Hiro's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Icemizzle works over Hiro's head and body with a nice combination.
A punch combination from The Icemizzle misses.
The Icemizzle jabs Hiro to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Hiro stuns The Icemizzle with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Hiro 's head but he takes it in his stride.
The Icemizzle lands a right hook to the body.
Hiro throws an off balance right hand
and The Icemizzle makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hiro is breathing heavily.
The Icemizzle misses with a body shot.
The Icemizzle is looking to wear down Hiro with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The Icemizzle fails to land with a series of punches.
The Icemizzle cracks Hiro with a good jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hiro shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as The Icemizzle sprawls well. The Icemizzle wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Hiro gets slowly back to his feet.
The Icemizzle throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Icemizzle digs a good body shot into Hiro's ribs.
Chuck The Icemizzle is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Icemizzle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Icemizzle cracks a nice hook into Hiro's ribs.
The Icemizzle scores with a jab to the jaw.
The Icemizzle scores with a jab. Hiro acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Hiro throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Icemizzle catches Hiro with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A jab lands there for The Icemizzle.
Hiro shoots for a double leg takedown but The Icemizzle sprawls well. He's pushed Hiro's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Chuck The Icemizzle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hiroshimo Hiro.
Hiro takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Icemizzle dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The Icemizzle just misses with a punch to the body.
The Icemizzle throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Hiro on the side of the head.
The Icemizzle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Icemizzle misses with a left hand

so Hiro counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The Icemizzle looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hiro is one step ahead there.
The Icemizzle wants to stand but Hiro is controlling the position.
Hiro has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The Icemizzle is pulling down on Hiro's head to control his posture.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
The Icemizzle utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The Icemizzle is trying to keep Hiro in close.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Chuck The Icemizzle.
The Icemizzle swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Hiro counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hiro throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Icemizzle sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Icemizzle doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The Icemizzle misses with a shot to the body
enabling Hiro to counter with a crisp jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck The Icemizzle dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Hiro takes one to the chin there.
The Icemizzle looks to land a combination but Hiro avoids it well.
The Icemizzle thuds a left hand into Hiro's body.
Hiro drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Hiroshimo Hiro is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A shot to the body from Hiro misses
and The Icemizzle counters with a two punch combo.
Hiro takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The Icemizzle uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hiro.
Hiro throws a big shot that misses.
The Icemizzle digs a good body shot into Hiro's ribs.
The Icemizzle cracks Hiro with an open hand slap.
The Icemizzle wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The Icemizzle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hiro takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Icemizzle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hiro moves away.
Hiro throws a sloppy body shot
and The Icemizzle counters with a left and a right that stings Hiro.
The Icemizzle fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The Icemizzle throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hiro.
Hiro misses with a hook to the body
and The Icemizzle counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The Icemizzle jabs Hiro to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The Icemizzle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hiro moves away.
The Icemizzle throws an off balance right hand
and Hiro counters with a left and a right that stings The Icemizzle.
Hiro changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. The Icemizzle tries to avoid it but Hiro manages to keep hold of a leg and drag The Icemizzle to the ground. The Icemizzle escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
The Icemizzle ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The Icemizzle lands a slapping body shot.
Hiro has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Nice body punch from The Icemizzle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Icemizzle throws a shot to the body.
Hiro needs to keep his hands up - The Icemizzle had a free shot at his head there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Icemizzle is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Hiro needs to keep his hands up - The Icemizzle had a free shot at his head there.
The Icemizzle connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Hiro's hands.
The Icemizzle lands a jab to the nose.
A jab from The Icemizzle does it's job there.
Hiro swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and The Icemizzle counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for The Icemizzle.

Hiro is rocked!
The Icemizzle lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Hiro is still on wobbly legs! Can The Icemizzle finish him?
The Icemizzle drops Hiro with a straight right hand, right on the button! The Icemizzle follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chuck The Icemizzle!